Established 2003. Now incorporating The Sudbury Hill Harrow and Wherever End Times

Thursday, August 21, 2003

Personal Ads.

Readers are advised to take precautions when responding to personal ads. Ensure someone knows where you are going, and only arrange to meet in a public place. Don't give out your details, even your name, age or sex before meeting people. We can't really recommend taking swordsticks or flick-knives, but a mace spray and personal alarm, and if you happen to find a a stun gun you'd forgotten about in your purse, it might come in handy. During the meeting if the other person says anything out of place, spray him (it will probably be a he) with the mace, activate the alarm, and apply whatever other weapons you have to hand, the more the merrier: stun gun, taser etc, and do not make another date with the same person.

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1 comment:

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No, good on you, Mrs Haverty. It's about time we had somebody who takes things seriously here. Let that be a lesson to you dozy lot out there. You know who you are. No names, no industrial tribunal.

Post by : Ed. (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )


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Right you are. A new broom sweeps clean.

Post by : Mrs Haverty (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )



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