Roles

long suffering

Flounder:
Red Woodward

Acting Editor:
Feargal Mooney

Original Photos:
Sphagnum

Society:
Rocky Rollins*

Advice:
Mona Bone-Jakon

Medico:
Gerald Francis*

Media:
Amanda Saxonheart*

Astrologer:
Mystic Mavis

Opinion:
Malachy Dunhill

The Arts:
Noël Knowall

Guru:
Simon Moribund

Travel:
Harry Lemon

Gardening:
Ogden Ganache

Cartoons:
Craig, SMoran

Reporter:
Nick Grimes

Marketing:
P. O'Toole

Science:
Helmut Kronk

Printing:
Ossian Carey

Sport:
Rinso Macari

Religion:
Mrs Haverty**

Radio:
Bartell Darcy

Film:
Jacintha B. Pukka

*are co-directors of
Babylonian Tile Imports

** Mrs Haverty asserts her moral right to be recognised as the author of Mrs Haverty's articles.