From the desk of Mrs Haverty
On behalf of Mrs Haverty Global Enterprises™ International
It's a nice how-do-you-do when I have worked my fingers to the bone here since I joined, and what thanks do I get? More shitey photographs from that shit-head Ossian. I might as well be talking to the wall. I will not stay where I'm not wanted. I'm only in the way here. You don't have to tell me, I can take a hint.
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The moral right of Mrs Haverty has been inserted. Beware!
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Ahem
But you've only been here less than a week, Mrs Haverty.
Post by : Ossian (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Bloody Cheek!
That's the last straw. I have been demeaned. I quit. Kindly delete all my work.
Post by : Mrs Haverty (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Calm down!
Ah no, Aunt Flossie, calm yourself. It'll all blow over.
Post by : Ed. (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Fuck Off!
Fuck you and Ossian and the whole fucking lot of you! Goodbye.
Post by : Mrs Haverty (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Oh you're still there, are you?
Post by : Ossian (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Fuck you!
Post by : Mrs Haverty (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Mrs Haverty has left the building.
Post by : Ossian (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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I'm going as soon as I can wipe the network. Fuck you.
Post by : Mrs Haverty (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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It's no use trying to persuade me to stay.
Post by : Mrs Haverty (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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I'm shocked!
Mrs Haverty, I am shocked by your language. Well, you have left now, so that's that. Peace be with you.
Post by : Ed. (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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I'm leaving
And also with you. Now fuck off.
Post by : Mrs Haverty (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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This is like an operatic death scene.
Post by : Ossian (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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You can stick your job
I have been shabbily treated by the management. I got no support for my reforms. After all I've contributed to the Herald. Bastards!
Post by : Mrs Haverty (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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will someone please shut her up!!?
Post by : michele (thibras1-port214.cajunnet.com / )
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NUJ
As father of the Herald's NUJ chapel I must say that Mrs Haverty's leaving has certainly thwarted industrial action. Her attempts to ride roughshod over the workforce here like some latter-day Murdoch has been a dis-spiriting experience to say the least.
Mal Castro
NUJ
WRP (personal capacity)
Post by : Mal Castro (webcacheh09b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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