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Exercise bicycle £35 o.n.o. Bereavement forces sale. Box WH0004.
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You only see fat people drinking diet colas. Why? Because diet colas are fattening. Don't fall for it.
Drink May-Gwok Jiu Slimmimg Tea instead. Local stockists required.
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French lessons - your place or mine. No fuss, no rush.
Mimette. mobile - 0909099078, early till late.
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Many thanks to St Jude. God bless.
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Scuttle and Smith - Solictors.
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Smith and Scuttle - Solicitors.
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1 comment:
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I am claim
Please Mr Scuttle and Smith
I am Kurdish people. I am not stay in your country unless in my country there is not good to stay there. In London is good if not meet people who they don't like so much other foreigns people.
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Delighted
Dear Ahmet, things are in train, we're in the money. Please recommend us to your friends, family, local cultural centre, Kurdish organisations and so on. We pay per referral.
Scuttle and Smith
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Contact us now!
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London Borough of Barnet Trading Standards Office
Dear Sirs
Please note that your classified ads section is carrying an advert for May-Gwok Jiu Slimming Tea. This product is illegal in the Uk in that it contravenes the Endangered Species Act. Similarly, advertising it for sale is also illegal.
Would you advise your advertising department not to accept any further ads of this nature.
Yours
R. Rugosi
Barnet Trading Standards
(Been had? Get in touch!)
Post by : Radovan Rugosi (webcachew02b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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From the desk of Ed.
We most humbly apoplogize to Mr Lugosi about this unfartunate incident. Please be arsured it won't happen aggen.
Staff, are yis reading this? Y'hear what Mr. Lugosi says now. I'm a bit tied up, so I'm replying on you to deel with thigs for me.
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sorpy. I'm a bit dried up, you mena. Cat evne trype now. Me deeries.
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scuse I, me dearios; glrp werkj everyuboduy
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