Don't say "Another bloody sunset"*
Onion Mbeke
*Are you out there Ossian? Can you contact me. Ed.
Sunday, May 30, 2004
Friday, May 28, 2004
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
The Special Relationship
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With every damn letter that Brent Council sends to Herald House, they include a set of brochures that probably cost about £2.50 to produce. The most boring bureacratic piffle is accompanied by these weighty tautologies. It's bad enough having to recycle their blasted rubbish for them, but they have the effrontery to conduct this arrant wastage in the process of demanding more and more money from us. Who will rid us of these doltish parasites?
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With every damn letter that Brent Council sends to Herald House, they include a set of brochures that probably cost about £2.50 to produce. The most boring bureacratic piffle is accompanied by these weighty tautologies. It's bad enough having to recycle their blasted rubbish for them, but they have the effrontery to conduct this arrant wastage in the process of demanding more and more money from us. Who will rid us of these doltish parasites?
Ed.
Beautiful things
mysterium
Don't miss this, if you can stand a little New York apartment envy. Interesting observation about the Diamond Sutra too, apparently printed in China 600 years before Gutenberg's Bible.
Ossian
Don't miss this, if you can stand a little New York apartment envy. Interesting observation about the Diamond Sutra too, apparently printed in China 600 years before Gutenberg's Bible.
Ossian
Monday, May 24, 2004
"Investigate this" - and they smashed his head in
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | 'I will always hate you people'
The US military claimed in the note that Dr Izmerly, a distinguished chemistry professor arrested after US tanks encircled his villa, had died of "brainstem compression"
When democrats attack, "at least there's always an investigation."
Over There Dept.
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | 'I will always hate you people'
The US military claimed in the note that Dr Izmerly, a distinguished chemistry professor arrested after US tanks encircled his villa, had died of "brainstem compression"
When democrats attack, "at least there's always an investigation."
Over There Dept.
Sunday, May 23, 2004
President only slightly hurt
Bush crashes mountain bike
It was due to loose earth on the track. Not loose enough.
Pratfalls Dept.
Bush crashes mountain bike
It was due to loose earth on the track. Not loose enough.
Pratfalls Dept.
Friday, May 21, 2004
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Likud's mascot is made homeless
Ostrich Roams Besieged Gaza Camp from Broken Zoo | Reuters.com
I forget, did God give Gaza to Moses?
Luis Fellini
Ostrich Roams Besieged Gaza Camp from Broken Zoo | Reuters.com
I forget, did God give Gaza to Moses?
Luis Fellini
Weather Report
There were very dark clouds on the northern horizon this evening.
Willesden Meteorillogical Station
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
The Golden Willy Awards
Nominations for 2004-5
For the first time this year, a new category will be introduced for "World's most Boring and Pointless Newspaper." First on the list of nominees is: Computer Weekly.
Simon Moribund
Nominations for 2004-5
For the first time this year, a new category will be introduced for "World's most Boring and Pointless Newspaper." First on the list of nominees is: Computer Weekly.
Simon Moribund
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Israel massacres Palestinians in reprisals
The long genocide continues
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | 12 Palestinians killed in Rafah incursion
Look at the picture.*
Ghetto Watch
*The Guardian has just been named Newspaper of the Year at the prestigious Picture Editors' Awards. More
The long genocide continues
Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | 12 Palestinians killed in Rafah incursion
Look at the picture.*
Ghetto Watch
*The Guardian has just been named Newspaper of the Year at the prestigious Picture Editors' Awards. More
Duck and Cover
Ready.gov - From the U.S. Department of Homeland Security
What to do when their gamble is lost, and your life is ruined.
Warren Turr
Ready.gov - From the U.S. Department of Homeland Security
What to do when their gamble is lost, and your life is ruined.
Warren Turr
Sunday, May 16, 2004
SORRY!
WE WERE HOAXED
We apologize to our readers for publishing a picture of Bush and Blair on location for their new movie, a remake of Midnight Express. We were the victims of a malicious satirist.
Effective forthwith, I have decided to strip Feargal Mooney of his title "Acting Editor." From now on he will have to take his chances as a freelance.
I will come out of retirement temporarily, till a replacement can be found.
Red Woodward
Then again some of these "War War War" pictures can be quite "Educational Educational Educational," don't you think? To be fair to the government, they did promise before the last election that their three priorities would be "Education, Education & Education," and it must be triply educational for our children to see the pictures from Iraq all over the TV, the Internet and the Newspapers. They might as well learn about the sadistic and perverted world that we have prepared for them, all about the depths of human degradation, and thirdly about impunity and self-satisfaction. A cabinet insider told me as much, off the record, and she added that our small children have to learn to deal with all of these issues - instead of just pfaffing around building sandcastles and so on - if the rate of increase in the suicide rate is to be reduced "in real terms." (Note to myself: Margaret can sound quite plausible at times.) Ed
WE WERE HOAXED
We apologize to our readers for publishing a picture of Bush and Blair on location for their new movie, a remake of Midnight Express. We were the victims of a malicious satirist.
Effective forthwith, I have decided to strip Feargal Mooney of his title "Acting Editor." From now on he will have to take his chances as a freelance.
I will come out of retirement temporarily, till a replacement can be found.
Red Woodward
Then again some of these "War War War" pictures can be quite "Educational Educational Educational," don't you think? To be fair to the government, they did promise before the last election that their three priorities would be "Education, Education & Education," and it must be triply educational for our children to see the pictures from Iraq all over the TV, the Internet and the Newspapers. They might as well learn about the sadistic and perverted world that we have prepared for them, all about the depths of human degradation, and thirdly about impunity and self-satisfaction. A cabinet insider told me as much, off the record, and she added that our small children have to learn to deal with all of these issues - instead of just pfaffing around building sandcastles and so on - if the rate of increase in the suicide rate is to be reduced "in real terms." (Note to myself: Margaret can sound quite plausible at times.) Ed
Sunday, May 09, 2004
Wildflowers of Willesden
The garden ignoramus - an occasional series
A blessing from Father Arroyo for anybody who can identify these flowers spotted in the woodlands around Herald House.*
Onion Mbeke
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Onion Mbeke
Sponsored by Mrs Haverty Global Enterprises (UK) Ltd. All rights reserved. This means you! Copyright © 2004. Registered with notaries public on all continents, recognized and protected by all signatories to the Berne Convention. The moral right of Mrs Haverty to be identified as the sponsor of this exclusive promotion has been asserted in accordance with the Designs and Patents Act, as amended. Any person who carries out any illegal act in connection with this promotion shall be subject to summary execution.
*The first four were snapped this week. The last two are reprinted from last summer. Ed.
Letters
Leisure Connection Watch
Leisure Connection have contracts from Brent Council to run Vale Farm and Willesden Sports Centre. I know they do a poor job at Vale Farm and at Leisure Connection Watch you will find details of sad stories in other boroughs.
How do people find standards at Willesden Sports Centre?
Paul Burns
Leisure Connection Watch
Leisure Connection have contracts from Brent Council to run Vale Farm and Willesden Sports Centre. I know they do a poor job at Vale Farm and at Leisure Connection Watch you will find details of sad stories in other boroughs.
How do people find standards at Willesden Sports Centre?
Paul Burns
Thursday, May 06, 2004
First review
A review of The London Silence by Stephen Moran :: The Compulsive Reader :: A Haven for Book Lovers
Interesting to hear from somebody who just sees it as a book, and has no connection with me. I've never thought of the book in the way that Bob Williams describes it, but his comments are fair enough. I would argue that Joseph is more than a loser (if I could think of anything to back that up.) Perhaps this will spur me to write a sequel.
Ossian
Interesting to hear from somebody who just sees it as a book, and has no connection with me. I've never thought of the book in the way that Bob Williams describes it, but his comments are fair enough. I would argue that Joseph is more than a loser (if I could think of anything to back that up.) Perhaps this will spur me to write a sequel.
Ossian
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Sunday, May 02, 2004
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