Can we concentrate on the News, please?
I have taken the liberty of wiping the hard disks on the network in Herald House and binning the paperwork. This will give us a chance to start over with a clear focus on our mission, News, News, News!
Feargal! You are one of the worst offenders. I have changed your password. Please contact me to discuss getting back in.
Ossian! Enough sunsets already. Get out there and cover weddings and funerals. This is what our readers want.
Readers! Stop adding smutty comments to our stories or you will be deleted.
Ed! You are not giving leadership. Less time spent in Gigi's and Ladbrokes please!
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All off-colour messages will be deleted!!! You have been warned!!!!
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What?! What did I do?
Post by : Feargal (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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You were warned
Right, that's it! You're fired. I've cancelled your door swipe card.
Post by : Mrs Haverty (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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