Mystery object

Our non-roving reporter was sent to document the monstrous protuberance emerging opposite Willesden Green station, the temple of thirties Metroland. He was not asked to investigate the neighbouring buildings.



He was keen to let the readers know that all drinks are just £1.89 at Ceili on the Green. But what about the mystery object, you divvy?



All he could offer was that it was a little blurred, but it appeared as if Nelly's Nightspot had developed some sort of architectural growth on top of it. Is this safe, asks the Herald?

Ever thought of a career as a non-roving reporter? Please contact me. Ed.