Herald signs deal with AudioBlagger™ - world exclusive

You might be wondering how we manage to bring you breaking news as it happens. It's all thanks to an amazing new system called AudioBlagger™ Voice Recognition, which allows our reporters to post stories by mobile phone from the scene. We are the first newspaper in the world to use this dynamic new system, and the only sods people in the U.K. who can make it work, due to our imaginative implementation plan. Please bear with us if you notice any little teething troubles.

We would like to draw attention to the contribution that the Herald makes to Care in the Community, and resettlement of offenders. We will keep the situation closely under review, and try to ensure that the AudioBlagger™ facility is used appropriately.