The dog lists

Words that dogs can understand:
their own names
yumyum
anything that sounds like eating
fetch
chicken
sausages
seize him
rats
go
no
fox
whosit
whodatdere
sit
over
up
down
stay
walkies
wa
w

Words that dogs have difficulty with:
maybe
never
why

Things that dogs like to chase:
cats
pigeons
bicycles
tennis balls
sticks
just about everything

Things that dogs like to go down:
holes

Things that dogs like to sniff:
bottoms

Things that dogs hate the sound of:
fireworks
schoolchildren en masse

Things that dogs distrust:
postmen
shadows that move

Things that dogs really love:
sunbeams
nubile visitors

Things that dogs find fascinating:
farts
shopping bags
the other side of walls


Bob Harmless