Words that dogs can understand:
their own names
yumyum
anything that sounds like eating
fetch
chicken
sausages
seize him
rats
go
no
fox
whosit
whodatdere
sit
over
up
down
stay
walkies
wa
w
Words that dogs have difficulty with:
maybe
never
why
Things that dogs like to chase:
cats
pigeons
bicycles
tennis balls
sticks
just about everything
Things that dogs like to go down:
holes
Things that dogs like to sniff:
bottoms
Things that dogs hate the sound of:
fireworks
schoolchildren en masse
Things that dogs distrust:
postmen
shadows that move
Things that dogs really love:
sunbeams
nubile visitors
Things that dogs find fascinating:
farts
shopping bags
the other side of walls
Bob Harmless
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