MSN Arabia Real Estate
See our lovely London homes here, for sale in Arabia. Admission to the country is no problem if you own expensive riverside flats, so why don't all you refugees and asylum seekers buy them, and you'd be much more comfortable? Nobody would bother about you then, and you could bring your Filipino slaves. It seems so simple - and it is! So what are you waiting for? Contact us today!
Thursday, November 06, 2003
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That looks more like an advert for Marks and Sparks Food Centres.
I thought the old cocoas and carobs weren't supposed to go shopping in there.
Anyway good for me and the missus. I'll get some gardening work and she can look after their kids. Be nice to be near the water too. A change from working for South Africans on Hampstead Garden Suburb.
Post by : Johnny Pinoy (webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Makes you choke doesn't it. We sell all those countries electric shock torture batons and then we moan like f*ck when they come over here and claim asylum because they've been tortured with electric shock torture batons.
Post by : Mal Castro (webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Oh that sounds lovely. It will be just like the 70s all over again with all those dashing Arabian types all over London in their long nightie thingies.
Post by : Mrs Berries (webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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This is what has driven property prices in this country to insane levels and excluded young British workers from affordable housing. The UK property market is basically a money-laundering operation for the world's gangsters and despots and their staff.
As an estate agent I am doing very nicely out of it. Thank goodness.
Post by : Greville Folkward-Hayloft (webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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That's a name I've often seen and never known how to pronounce, like Featherstonehaugh.
Post by : Mrs Berries (webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Dear Madam,
It is pronounced Greville Fucked-Hayloft.
Post by : Greville Folkward-Hayloft (webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Mrs Berries, it is pronounced "Fanshawe".
Post by : Marjorie Featherstonehaugh (webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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And oddly enough my father was named
Fanshawe Featherstonehaugh.
Post by : Marjorie Featherstonehaugh (webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Interestingly
I am Who Am. My name cannot be pronounced. On the last day you will hear me say one of two things, either "Come with me into the paradise that I have prepared for you from the day of creation," or "depart from me ye accursed into the fires of everlasting damnation." I'm just that kind of guy.
Post by : Who Am (host81-128-220-237.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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I was in West One today at the bottom of the Edgeware Road. There's lots of dashing Arabian types there. Also a really kitsch furniture shop with faux Louis XIV chairs. I was oggled because I was the only woman with legs - the others glided along beneath rather fetching large blankets.
Post by : Ledbal Oon (82-35-26-4.cable.ubr04.hari.blueyonder.co.uk / )
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Oh dear, dear. If your name can't be pronounced I hope I have my teeth in so I can at least give it a reasonable try.. When we went to Llanfairpwchsiliogogogoch I'm afraid I forgot to put them in and rather covered a young man in saliva whilst asking for directions. Heaven knows what he must have thought of me.
And how lovely to be ogled. I haven't been ogled for years. Are you blonde too dear? They do like a blonde lady with nice legs. I dare say if you are you could make £2000 a night along Edgware Road and up in Queensway.
It's funny how their men like our girls and our men like theirs isn't it. Mr Berries says just seeing their eyes and not being able to see the rest of them makes him go as hard as a stick of Blackpool rock so I expect some of them looking at you were rather inconvenienced in a similar fashion dear. Did you feel that that might be the case? Oh aren't men such visual types?
Post by : Mrs Berries (webcacheh01a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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I am surprised at you, Mrs Berries, coming out with lewd talk like that. I'll be keeping a close eye on this conversation with my finger you know where, ready to delete.
By the way, that's one thing about a good worker - like Feargal, say (Lord help us) - he can turn out 30 miles of Blackpool rock in a day. But if you don't treat him right you can soon find yourself with hundreds of miles of rock with the word "B*llocks" through it instead of "Blackpool".
Post by : Ed. (host81-128-220-237.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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I quite understand. I will have a word with Mr Berries. I am a bugger for blurting out whatever nonsense he tells me.
Post by : Mrs Berries (webcacheh03a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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It seems to me that the exotic types have as much right to buy and sell as anyone else. They do their bit for the economy, especially at Harrods and up-market shops on Bond Street. Their real estate choices have made remarkable changes possible east along the Thames and give tourists on the river boats extra value for money. Perhaps someday soon there will even be a rival for Petticoat Lane called Burka Lane. Unfortunately our pickpockets will have a devil of a time making any headway in a marketplace swamped with burkas.
Post by : Fionella Tetchley (1cust80.tnt4.ottawa.on.da.uu.net / )
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