Just me then
Well they've all changed their passwords, but there's been a bit of a SNAFU so I'm the only one who can get in at present. I have the whole building to myself. (Ed, I've eaten some of your Jaffa cakes already - okay, the lot - and had a sip of your Glenmorangie. Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Seeing as I'm in charge for a while, I might as well make a few improvements. I think I'll have a pink section for business news. That's always useful when you need to find a few pages to line the dog's kennel floor or suchlike. The pink ones can be safely used without missing anything. Watch this space.
Simon Moribund
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Simon, please don't touch the medicine cabinet. But if you do please do not touch the blue glass bottle marked 'perception experiments'. But if you do please do not eat any of the contents. But if you do be aware that the brightly coloured objects which appear may or may not really be there and do not think that by opening the window of Ed's office and leaping downwards that you will be able to defy gravity and fly, much as you may by then be thinking that you can indeed fly or run through solid oak doors.
Much appreciated.
Post by : Dr Gerald Francis (ret'd) (webcacheh10a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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oh sh*t. i've just read this. too late.
Post by : Simon (host81-128-168-198.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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In that case Simon, hang on tight. We will be here for you when you emerge. Take all of the vitamin C in the cabinet (it will offset the affects a little) and remember that if the workstation on the far side of the office suddenly seems to have become a Bedouin tent with gaily-coloured pennants flapping in the warm breeze that it is only an illusion.
Post by : Doctor Gerald Francis (ret'd) (webcacheh01a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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