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Saturday, January 03, 2004

The Golden Willy Awards for 2003-4

"Bribery will get you everywhere"

Best Journal: Life and War with Mikey 'Fatboy' Delgado

Best Magazine: writeThis.com

Best Newcomer: deaddrunkdublin

Best Commentary: Lenin's Tomb

Best Design: Karmalised

Best Photo Journal: London and the North

Best Reportage: Frizzy Logic


Presented by:
Willesden Rotary Mower Club

1 comment:

Comments 2003-2004 said...




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Acceptance speech

I'd like to thank the Willesden Rotary (Mowers) Club for this signal honour, I want to thank my family, everyone who stood by me, my stylist and my gardener for trimming and nurturing the laurels.

I await my Golden Willy with excitement, which will no doubt increase when it arrives.

Thank you, and goodnight.

Post by : qB (iroquois.demon.co.uk / qB@SPAMLESSfrizzylogic.org )


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Yusef says he can get a pony for mine. He has some guy down Margate way who thinks it's the Oscar for Best Foreign Film (1963) Corazon, mi corazon, don't break for her, she's a flibbertigibbet

I'll tell him it's a monkey or nothing.

Good on the Herald. When are you lot sending that ginger Yank bird down The Inbox again? If she needs some persuading Yusef has a couple of blonde merkins left. It'd be a change from the ginger for her geezer.

Post by : mikey (webcachew01b.cache.pol.co.uk / )


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For the attention of Mr Delgado

We have been given to believe that you may be able to apprise us of the whereabouts of one Cyril Ningbassa late of Harlesden who was in receipt of a considerable amount of money from our clients for promotional services never delivered All messages on this wire line will of course be treated in the strictest confidence Yours etc Siobhan Pinkney

Post by : Crutch Warner & Pinkney, Receivers for J B Nylons & Co (host81-128-249-153.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )


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For the first time since SCOTUS annointed a scurrilous scoundrel to reign pretentiously over the shuffling masses do I feel empathy for his preposterous position.

Alas it was not I who designed my site, but a style I paid a few dollars for, and luckily enough, possessed just enough HTML skills to adjust accordingly to my quizzical taste.

Unlike George, I will not murder you in your sleep for betowing this undeserved honour upon me.

Viva la Revolution

Post by : Diane (69-18-24-47.lisco.net / pianogirl@lisco.com )


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The committee wishes it to be known that that by whatever work of the devil you managed to arrive at the best design.

Post by : W.R.(M.)C. (host81-128-249-153.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )


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Dear Shuvorn, as you will know Cyril unexpectedly and shockingly won the Michael Jackson Lookalike Danceathon over in Memphis in Uncle Sam's Asylum.

All I know is that he and his father took off for New Orleans with the cheque for $15,000 and two twins called Latasha and Mary "One-Eye" Le Pipe. Mr Eugene Ionesco had a telephone conversation with Cyril who was shouting that he was doing a doubler (sic) there and then and he didn't want it ever to end. I understand that 'a doubler' is Sidmouth Road slang for entertaining two girls at the same time. Eugene asked how his father was and Cyril said that his father was quadding. Since then nothing has been heard.

Sorry not to be of more help.



Post by : Mr Delgado (webcacheh01a.cache.pol.co.uk / )


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Um, I'd just like to say, um, thanks to everyone who over the last year has, um, er, just thanks, yeah?

Post by : Coup de Vent (82-69-7-44.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk / notmyrealemail@address.com )



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