This was the scene within the last hour as the sun set. As usual we bring you the latest sooner than any other journal. We will bring you more of the soonest later.
Ossian Lennon
Great work, Ossian. Excellent example of the house style. Who's to say we won't make a journalist of you yet, if you didn't loosen up and tighten up your writing? I think I didn't ought to had better not as well book an advertising campaign based on "Soonest with the Latest." (Feargal or Simon, no one else can see this message, can they?) Ed.
Yes, they can. Feargal.
Phew. Thank God. For a minute there I thought everybody could see my messages. Good work, boys (and boyesses.) Ed.
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