Cursery rhymes

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Maruha had a little llama
high up in the Andes.
Once it caused a local drama
ripping off her panties.

They hunted it by day and night
over peaks and plateaus,
tracking its distinctive shite
and living on tomatoes.

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Twinkle, twinkle little star;
how I wonder what you are.
Oh,
you're a bomblet.


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Mary had a brief affair;
she dumped me for a jerk
and now I stalk her everywhere;
I've given up my work.

Fal da ree
fal da rah
with a shotgun in my pack.

I followed her to school one day;
it was against the rule.
With armalites and hand grenades
I massacred the school.

Fal da ree
fal da rah
with a shotgun in my pack.

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-- Stephen Moran