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(I will just ignore the graffiti.)
If you have any hilarious videos showing domestic and industrial accidents please send them to You've Been Maimed at ITV. Also free tickets for the studio recordings of the shows with Belinda Whaleblubber, are available on application.
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Wonderful entertaintment!
I love that programme. It's real family viewing. It's about the only time of the week when everyone's in round the TV, and you should hear us laugh. It's a riot. I like the animal ones like that cat in the washing machine and the dog with 3 legs and arthritis called Lucky. The only thing I didn't like was that one where it looked like the baby fell in the swimming pool and it turned out the mother dropped it in there to get the two hundred and fifty pounds. I thought that wasn't as funny as the rest of them.
Keep up the good work ITV!! You're the kings of Saturday night. And please please please can we have one last series of Blind Date?
Post by : Georgina and family (webcacheh09b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Seconded
I second that.
ITV excels at this kind of entertainment. I could watch it all day long. It is such a funny show. As soon as I see a ladder on it I am giggling fit to burst. I like those wedding reception ones where the uncles and aunts have been at the sherry and are dancing. You just know someone is going to fall over on their coccyx (ouch!! hahahahaha).
Post by : Mrs Harry Roberts (webcacheh07a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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I like those road accidents programmes. They aren't as funny but they make you think you know.
Post by : Rex Chipps (webcacheh10a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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They make you think what?
Post by : Mrs Harry Roberts (webcacheh10a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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And they make you think you know what?
Post by : Mrs Harry Roberts (webcacheh10a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Oh I see what has happened here. My punctuation...or the lack of it...has enabled that word string to be read in more than one way. I bought some flatback wardrobes like that once and because of missing punctuationended up with a coffee table and matching mini-bookshelf.
Post by : Rex Chipps (webcacheh10a.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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You must be the bloke that installed the office furniture at Willesden Herald House. I've been looking for you. How did you manage to get all the drawers opening to the back of the desks?
Post by : Ed (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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We had to take out the modesty panels and use them the wrong way around. Now I've got Amanda on my back, because she says that Ossian keeps dropping his pencils on the floor deliberately.
Post by : Ed (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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all this stress is not good for me. i'm going back to my hospital bed now. i said once they got me in this place i'd never get out again.
Post by : Ed (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Internal Memo, not to be re-directed, to:- Ed Woodward
I'd love Amanda on my back. Phnaar phnaar.
Post by : Dr Gerald Francis (ret'd) (webcachem01b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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In conjunction with FlightStunt Pictures I am producing a video to be released as Parachute Jumps That Went Wrong Vol 3. We pay £100 for footage plus a premium for impact footage.
Box 81 Herald House
Post by : Dave Diamond (webcachew02b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Grateful thanks to St Jude.
Post by : Marion Lightfoot (webcachew02b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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It is an exiting adventure story told with panashe and set a million years in the future but is really about today and what is really happening. Take a look.
Post by : Kevin Keith (webcachew02b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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I read it and it really is about the most exiting book i have read on that serious subjectr of which the book is entailed. Very very good and I have brought a few for other people so they can read it and enjoy it as much as I. I think it is great. I think it is a serious subject and it is about today and I will definitely buy more.
Thank you so much for writeing this book. It is needed in todays world.
Post by : Kelvin Vink (webcachew02b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Books Editor
I have had a quick look at the online sample and it seems to be about a conspiracy of leading members of the Wej people to take over the world. They engineer discord in the Rassian empire so that the Equalisers take over while simultaneously encouraging the other half of Arthe to adopt what we might recognise as capitalist modes of production. Then the Elders of the Wejish people encourage the inevitable discord and control the Arthelings by controlling and fuelling that discord.
Then to ensure a cull of their own people and thin out those getting a rake off they conspire with racial theorists to bring the Hutlerans to power in the part of Arthe where most of the Wej live.
It reminds me of something I have read. I will get back to you. If I have any criticism it is that the spelling is atrocious.
Post by : Rocky Rollins (webcachew05b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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For goodness sake Mr Rollins of course it reminds you of something. Doesn't the name of the publisher set bells ringing?
Post by : Clarence Ecclestein (webcachew05b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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Post by : Rocky Rollins (webcachew05b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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The Purification League Of The Knights Till Death of Saint George Inc. (!!)
Post by : Clarence Ecclestein (webcachew05b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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The Purification League Till Death Of Saint George Inc. (!)
Post by : Clarence Ecclestein (webcachew05b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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The writeing is very very good indeed.
Post by : Bob John (webcachew05b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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whwch issit mthyl or ethyl ths one yuir not sposed ot dirnk?
Post by : eD, (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Don't worry everybody. I've phone the ward and they've found him. He was in the cleaner's cupboard, sat on the floor with a bottle of meths.
Post by : Feargal (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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tlel theh whle bldudy world!
Post by : eD; (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Sorry. How are you posting, Ed?
Post by : Feargal (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Itos caleld WOP. I haaaave a WOP phoen.
Post by : Ed8 (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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You know you don't have to type - you can use AudioBlagger.
Post by : Feargal (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Here I'll tyrpe to shew yio the difehrence. See/.?
Post by : Ed. (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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He probably hasn't trained the AudioBlagger Voice Recognition properly. It takes a few weeks of training before you can use it properly.
Post by : Simon Moribund (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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Goodnight all.
Post by : Feargal (host81-128-246-113.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )
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