Did you know?
"Cluster bombs are not illegal," said Paul Beaver, spokesman for the London Arms Fair, talking to BBC London News today. But the local speciality shop in Willesden does not appear to stock them. A glance in their window reveals nothing but samurai swords and high-powered air guns. Which of the parties will make these items available to local citizens - or are they only for dropping on people?
Heavy ordnance is needed for the annual "two months of nighttime explosions" being organised by local councils and wealthy merchants. The mortar bombs of last year are now considered de passe in Mercedes-driving circles.
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Great news!
It will please all those poor fuckers in Kosovo province and Iraq and Afghanistan that when they pick up that yellow thing and it blows their arms off and decapitates the guy next to them that they are not victims of a crime of any sort.
Good news.
Post by : John Public (webcachew04b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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WMDs
I wonder if Mr Blair has been over to Docklands in search of Weapons of Mass Destruction. He will have no trouble locating them. They are on open display and some items are Buy 2 Get 1 free. The latest advances in lethal equipment are on view and any people-killing options not covered by the available range of merchandise can be addressed between you and our salesmen. "You describe it, we'll make it" is our proud claim.
Problems with End-User Certificates can be ironed out but applicants should note that this is done on a CASH ONLY basis so as to not leave a paper trail.
Mrs Crabbe
UK Cluster Bombs 'R' Us plc
Post by : Mrs Crabbe (webcachew01b.cache.pol.co.uk / )
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