Midnight warbler goes missing

The bird that was heard singing after midnight every night since Christmas has not been heard for a while. Excited Willeburgers thought it might have been a nightingale, but experts have indicated that it's more likely to be a robin with insomnia. A reader has managed to record the mystery diva in full throat, here. A prize of 50p off your next haircut at Gavros's Switchblade Salon in the High Street to the first reader to prove the identity of the diminutive star of Sleepless in Willesden.