Reprise - alternative Eurovision entries by country

Back by absolutely no popular demand whatsoever, the Willesden Herald alternative Eurovision entries wishlist by country. It's supposed to contain Russia, Portugal, France, Belgium, Ireland, Italy, Greece, Sweden, Spain, Austria, Germany, Royaume Uni but some of them might skip. Portugal was Ana Carolina and Seu Jorge singing that translation of The Blower's Daughter (it's better than that makes it sound). Why are Brazil representing Portugal? Just because.