Established 2003. Now incorporating The Sudbury Hill Harrow and Wherever End Times

Monday, May 06, 2013

The self-service confessional / Confessomat

This is one for the Dragons' Den (Shark Tank - US). We know that the Catholic church is facing a crisis with a shortage of priests and most of them leaving to get married. Brethren and sisthren, behold: the self-service confessional. I call it the Confessomat.

Advantages: increased productivity, speed of throughput, can be placed in supermarkets alongside lottery machines etc etc.

1: Select Sin.

2: Select Quantity.

3: Confirm: Are you sure you have broken the Nth command-ment?

4: Yes, I have more sins or No, go to checkout.

5: Note: We may share your data with selected third parties. If you do not want this press No.

6: If you have a Nectar card, place it in the reader now.

7: Important Terms and Conditions. I understand that unless I truly repent, my sins will not be forgiven and no liability will be accepted in events including, but not limited to, death in venial sin, death in mortal sin, impure communion. I confirm that I have provided true and complete details of my sins. Nothing in this agreement replaces your rights or liabilities under civil legislation. If you believe you have broken the law, you should report to your local police station. If any one of the terms of this agreement should fail, the remainder of the agreement shall apply with maximum effect. This agreement shall be construed and enforced according to the laws of the Vatican State. (I agree/I do not agree)

8: Finish. Thank you, your penance is being printed.

9: "Te absolvo." Thank you my child. You have received N Nectar points and one Hail Mary off your penance the next time you use Confessomat.

Simon Moribund

Friday, April 26, 2013

Ritual adornment of the sacrificial building

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The Willesden Library centre, home of the Brent museum, BelleVue cinema, Gigi's Café, the Willesden Bookshop, The Brent One-Stop centre, The Space I and II performance venues, The Gallery, The Gallery Concourse, the education room and other community spaces, the only town centre car park, and not least the busy upstairs and downstairs library with tables thronged with children studying, is about about to be demolished.

In the past few years, over £600,000 from the Heritage Lottery Fund was spent on it to move the museum from its former location, and other changes. Since then it has been deliberately run down and the car park made practically unusable.

The whole place was continuously booked and busy with community groups and cultural events. We even had The Divine Cat on loan from the British Museum. But fear not, in another few years you will have an office building with community areas and a private block of flats where the car park was. The piazza at the front will be consumed and the Victorian library building conjoined to the new box.

And they're also demolishing the Queensbury, opposite Willesden Green station for - you guessed! - another block of flats. They've already demolished Dollis Hill House in nearby Gladstone Park and closed six out of the twelve libraries for Brent, so the culturecide continues apace. They must spend all their time thinking, "What else can we destroy?"

This library centre is the seventh out of twelve to close but they promise it will reappear as large as ever in a couple of years. Let's wait and see. Well, we have no choice. Money has spoken. You can thank your local Labour party representatives at the next local election.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Artists at work

InkFetish (left) and PositiveArts (right)

Two artists from PositiveArts

InkFetish.co.uk - The artwork of Tom Blackwood

PositiveArts.co.uk - Empowering and Inspiring people through Graffiti Art / Street Art

More pictures

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Murals appear on condemned library & bookshop

The angry creature with a box is alongside another (incomplete?)

No mean talent has gone into these.

Painted on a window of the closed Willesden bookshop

This picture incorporates the electrical flex.



Grange Road

Update: About the artists

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Glenda Jackson today on the legacy of Thatcherism



This is local MP for Hampstead and Kilburn, Glenda Jackson, in the special parliamentary debate today. She speaks most eloquently and passionately about the disastrous legacy of Thatcherism. The video stops before the end of her speech.

No state funeral / State funeral

Atlee's record versus Thatcher's (via)

Unveiled: The cover for New Short Stories 7

Stratos Fountoulis has once again done us proud. Here is an impression of the new cover. I think this is going to be an excellent addition to the series.

You can read the contents list and author bio's at the following link:
http://newshortstories.com/2013-new-short-stories-7

Available from: Barnes & NobleAmazon.co.ukAmazon.com

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

The legend that is Brent


Equality Street - Brent & Johnson feat. Ricky Gervais vs. Doc Brown

Friday, March 29, 2013

Support new short fiction

Update 29/3/2013: The target has been reached with six days to spare. Thanks to everyone who has helped out with this and I hope you will like the book you have helped to publish. (Steve)

Dear Readers,

I need your support to complete the publication of New Short Stories 7, containing the winning stories from this year's Willesden Herald short story competition. Please sign up to back this Kickstarter project before April 4th. In return you will get your choice of a copy of the book or a specially inscribed Willesden Herald mug and your name will added to the list of sponsors in the front of the book. Here is the link:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/stephenmoran/willesden-herald-new-short-stories-7.

Cheers, sláinte mhaith, iechyd da, thanks,

Steve

Happy Easter



Bach's "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" played on a wooden staircase

Sunday, March 17, 2013

First Aid Kit Girl

Cover
First Aid Kit Girl by Lynsey Rose
From the tropical hothouse of the Willesden Green Writers' Workshop a gorgeous and flamboyant flower. 

"First Aid Kit Girl is a black comedy, a horror story, an escaped internal monologue. But never a cry for help. Stephanie is coping. One foot in front of another. One week after another. And then..."

Available from:

The Book Depository

Amazon.co.uk

Saturday, March 16, 2013

Waiting for the parade

Frank O'Reilly
The parade is on its way to Willesden Green Library Centre. There is a funfair with various rides and a bouncy castle. The smell of food from the fast food vendors is everywhere. The concert stage in the car park is setup and playing music already while we wait for the parade. Last year they had a magic show in the cinema for children as well. It rained for a few minutes but now the sun has come out again.

Thursday, March 07, 2013

Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Willesden Herald: New Short Stories 7

I'm launching a Kickstarter project to raise funding for the new book. I don't think I need to tell you how great the stories are, how wonderful, because anything I say cannot add one bit to that; they just are. It's not just money for nothing, you get the book, with your name acknowledged in the front, and/or you can get a Willesden Herald mug inscribed "I helped publish New Short Stories 7". Thirty days to raise £800, half for the rewards, half for the publication. All the details are here:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/stephenmoran/willesden-herald-new-short-stories-7.

Steve

Sunday, March 03, 2013

And the mug goes to...

The winning story in the international Willesden Herald short story competition 2013, as chosen by David Means is:

"Holidaying with the Megarrys" by Danielle McLaughlin.

Equal runners-up, are:
"All Its Little Sounds and Silences" by Barnaby Walsh
"Round Fat Moon and Jingling Stars" by Marie Murphy

First prize is a one-off Willesden Herald mug, inscribed "The Willesden Short Story Prize 2013" and £300. The runners-up each receive £150.

The prizes also include five copies of the anthology to each of the ten short-listed writers. You can read all the stories in New Short Stories 7, coming soon. Thanks once again to everyone who entered and to everyone who supported the competition over the years, especially this year's judge, David Means.

If you would like a masterclass in short story writing, David Means will be leading WordTheatre Writers’ Workshop & Retreat on July 5-July 12, 2013 in Edale, England. For availability and full information, please see
http://wordtheatre.com/writersretreat/Home.html.

More: Short list and author bio's

Announcement: Short list for the 2012-13 Willesden prize

White smoke has been seen rising from the special chimney on Herald House. Thanks to each and every one who entered for the 340 stories you sent in, each one a work of art. The full results, as judged by David Means, will be announced shortly. Meanwhile, here is the short list for the international Willesden Herald short story competition 2012/13.

All Its Little Sounds and Silences – by Barnaby Walsh

Bolt – by Thomas Morris

Dance Class – by SJ Bradley

Donor – by Nici West

The Gift – by Alistair Daniel

Hangman – by Angela Sherlock

Holidaying with the Megarrys – by Danielle McLaughlin

Last Payment – by Anna Lewis

Rip – by Merryn Glover

Round Fat Moon and Jingling Stars – by Marie Murphy


About the Authors

SJ Bradley is a writer from Yorkshire. Her work has been published in various magazines and anthologies, and she was one of Untitled Books’ New Voices of 2011. She is one of the organising party behind Leeds-based DIY writers’ night Fictions of Every Kind, a venture which aims to give support and encouragement to anyone engaged in the lonely act of writing. Her work as a letterpress printer involves keeping the old skills of letterpress alive through practise and salvage. She lives with her partner and cat.

Alistair Daniel lives in Liverpool and teaches creative writing for the Open University. He was short-listed for the 2010 Bridport Prize and his short stories have been published in Narrative, Stand, Untitled Books, The Irish Times and The Stinging Fly. He is completing his first novel, supported by the Arts Council and a Charles Pick Fellowship from the University of East Anglia.

Merryn Glover is Australian, grew up in Nepal, India and Pakistan, and now lives in the Highlands of Scotland. She writes both stories and plays, with work broadcast on Radio 4 and published in a range of journals and newspapers including The Edinburgh Review, Wasafiri and The Guardian. She has recently completed her first novel, set in India.

Anna Lewis was born in 1984. In 2010 she won the Orange/Harper's Bazaar short story competition, and in 2011 was selected by the Hay Festival to take part in the Scritture Giovani short story project. Her debut poetry collection, Other Harbours, was published by Parthian in 2012.

Danielle McLaughlin lives in County Cork, Ireland. Her stories have appeared or are forthcoming in The Long Story Short, The Burning Bush 2, The Stinging Fly, Inktears, Southword, Boyne Berries, Crannóg, Hollybough, on the RTE TEN website, on RTE Radio and in various anthologies. She has won a number of prizes for short fiction including The Writing Spirit Award for Fiction 2010, the From the Well Short Story Competition 2012 and the William Trevor/Elizabeth Bowen International Short Story Competition 2012. 

Thomas Morris is from Caerphilly, South Wales. He has previously published short fiction in The Irish Times, The Moth, and ETO. In 2012, he received an Emerging Artist Bursary from the Arts Council of Ireland. Currently enrolled in the Creative Writing MA at the University of East Anglia, Thomas is working on a collection of short stories set in Caerphilly, and a novel, Second Best: The Diaries of a Substitute Goalkeeper.

Marie Murphy began to write full-time three years ago. In 2012, she was a finalist in the Novel Fair run by The Irish Writers’ Centre in Dublin. Also in 2012 she was long-listed for the Power’s Short Story Competition. Marie grew up on a farm in north Cork but has worked in England, France and Ireland (chambermaid, waitress, cook, cleaner, lady’s companion, nurse’s assistant.) On qualifying from University College, Cork, (B.A. H. Dip. Ed.) she taught in England and Ireland. Married with three children, she lives in the country in west Cork where she is currently working on a novel of connected short stories.

Angela Sherlock has worked in engineering and in education but now lives in Devon where she writes full time. She has published reviews and articles but now concentrates on fiction. Her first novel, The Apple Castle, (as yet unpublished) was long-listed for the Virginia Prize and short-listed for the Hookline Novel Writing Competition. She has published some short stories and is currently working on a novel that draws on the history of Plymouth. Hangman, her second story to be short-listed by Willesden Herald is from her collection, Exports, which explores the Irish Diaspora.

Nici West likes to write short stories and is tying her brain in knots trying to write a novel. She was born in Essex and is making her way up North, currently living in Manchester. She recently completed an MA in Creative Writing from The University of Manchester and spends her days writing, looking after two guinea pigs and producing literature projects.

Barnaby Walsh originally studied theoretical physics by mistake, but recently completed his master's in creative writing at the University of Manchester. He lives up north, in Bolton.


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Friday, March 01, 2013

Murder will out



Well done Bradley Manning for exposing this atrocity. Shame on everyone else involved.