Sunday, May 17, 2009
UK Eurovision performance
"It's My Time" (Warren/Lloyd-Webber) Jade Ewen
A little touch of class outvoted by the massed clodhoppers of Europe. (Ok, the song is dull but dull is still better than the cringeworthy tat from the rest of them.)
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Book launch and reading
What We Were Thinking Just Before The End
The second anthology of fiction and poetry from the award-winning Willesden Green Writers Group.
Studio 2, Willesden Green Library Centre, 95 High Road, London NW10 2SF
After the interval, a treat: special guest Joe Dunthorne, author of "Submarine", for reading and Q&A. Dunthorne has been compared to a new J. D. Salinger, by no less than a reviewer in the New York Times. The same comparison has been drawn by other reviewers, so don't miss your chance to meet this interesting young author.
Admission is free. Refreshments will be provided, and plenty of opportunity to get a copy of WGwg's stunning new book, edited by Bilal Ghafoor. WGwg's previous collection won a major national award, but they're too modest to mention it (see links, everywhere!).
Contact: info [at] willesdengreenwriters . com
Israeli tourism ads wipe Palestine off the map
A Different Perspective: Wiping Palestine from the map!"Posters have recently appeared in London Underground tube stations advertising Israel as a tourist destination. The map on the advert depicts Israel as incorporating the West Bank and East Jerusalem, the Gaza Strip and the Golan Heights (see photo below).
Please write to London Underground, the Advertising Standards Agency and CBS Outdoors – the company which manages the poster sites – asking for the removal of these posters, which deliberately deny the existence of Palestine. Contact details are at the bottom of this email." (Via: Lenin's Tomb)
Travel Desk
It falls to the Willesden Herald to stand up for MP's
We expose the dreadful frauds committed by ordinary citizens - every day this week!!!!
a) Mrs Magdelena "Maggie" Turnery, of Childs Hill
1. Claimed for not 1, not 10, not 20, but 25 vouchers at the checkout at Tesco, Brent Park, causing a severe delay. Additionally we can reveal that these claims in several instances violated the "only one per customer" clause of the voucher! Tesco did nothing to stop this abuse and seemed more interested in getting Mrs Turnery (85) out of their shop successfully, without detection, actually helping at one stage to pack her items. (sic)
2. This same Mrs Turnery, so-called Maggie, is a known cider drinker who habitually gets two flagons of cider (TWO) from the local off-licence and stops periodically on her way back to her publically funded flat to rest the bag containing these bottles quite brazenly on the path for all to see. That is how cavalier the ordinary people of this country have become, while our government works its fingers and hands to their bones to help them.
We sent a reporter to her flat, eventually found after a maze of narrow, malodorous corridors, on the fourth floor, and found her husband inside lolling in what appeared to be a hospital bed inside their flat. Our reporter was able to see, though not invited in, through to where this welfare recipient reclined on multiple pillows, drinking none other than the very same cider reported above. (sic)
More revelations to follow every day this week. We have acquired a database containing the details of everybody in this country, what they've earned, what they've spent it on, where they shop, where they eat, who they know, what their posted messages say. "This is dynamite" (spokesperson).
Keep up the good work MP's - don't rest till every one of the public in this godforsaken country learns what's good for them.
Peoplewatch
a) Mrs Magdelena "Maggie" Turnery, of Childs Hill
1. Claimed for not 1, not 10, not 20, but 25 vouchers at the checkout at Tesco, Brent Park, causing a severe delay. Additionally we can reveal that these claims in several instances violated the "only one per customer" clause of the voucher! Tesco did nothing to stop this abuse and seemed more interested in getting Mrs Turnery (85) out of their shop successfully, without detection, actually helping at one stage to pack her items. (sic)
2. This same Mrs Turnery, so-called Maggie, is a known cider drinker who habitually gets two flagons of cider (TWO) from the local off-licence and stops periodically on her way back to her publically funded flat to rest the bag containing these bottles quite brazenly on the path for all to see. That is how cavalier the ordinary people of this country have become, while our government works its fingers and hands to their bones to help them.
We sent a reporter to her flat, eventually found after a maze of narrow, malodorous corridors, on the fourth floor, and found her husband inside lolling in what appeared to be a hospital bed inside their flat. Our reporter was able to see, though not invited in, through to where this welfare recipient reclined on multiple pillows, drinking none other than the very same cider reported above. (sic)
More revelations to follow every day this week. We have acquired a database containing the details of everybody in this country, what they've earned, what they've spent it on, where they shop, where they eat, who they know, what their posted messages say. "This is dynamite" (spokesperson).
Keep up the good work MP's - don't rest till every one of the public in this godforsaken country learns what's good for them.
Peoplewatch
Friday, May 15, 2009
Readers' favourite poems
Avoirdupois
by Colleen Billings
Metric, imperial, a lifetime's the same -
One unit, one heart, one soul -
Rocking and rolling around the sun,
Each day a rock, each year a roll.
However you weigh it, blink and it's gone -
The brighter it shines, the quicker -
But when you're gloomy, time slows down,
So be glad when you're sad and it flickers.
Watching the clock, its hands never move
Unless you're a hawk - then they do.
Look at the moon, it's standing still;
Then you don't see it, now you do.
How did it get from there to nowhere
Without ever seeming to stray?
Too late to ask Zeno, he's gone for a walk,
Kicking infinities out of his way.
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Submitted by Mrs Jim Fuscobaldi, of Neasden, who receives this week's consolation prize of two weeks plenary indulgences, courtesy of Mrs Haverty Clerical Outfitters.
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Cardboard City
by Geoff McRoger
In the darkness in the night
On the doorstep shivering
When the moon sails left to right
Simon's soup is on the wing.
That fat lady with the urns
Comes from Kilburn to the Strand
With rosary beads and currant buns
And rabbit fit to beat the band.
Coppers twitch their mobile mikes,
Suffer us to come to them.
Would you swap with Jesus Christ
On Calvary or Bethlehem?
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Submitted by Barnaby Ruddle, of Stonebridge Park, who receives a blessed scapular courtesy of Mrs Haverty Clerical Outfitters.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Pincher Martin sees red
MPs' expenses: Members clash with Speaker Michael Martin over police inquiry: "'He may be very good at being Mr Martin; he is just not very good at being House of Commons Speaker,' [Douglas Carswell, sponsoring vote of no confidence in the Speaker] said. 'People across the country are turning to despair and giving up on the Westminster process.'" (Telegraph)
He keeps wittering on about "the employees of this house" or "the employees in this house" as if they were working in a paper merchant's office (cf. video at above link). They're not "employees in this house" they are members of parliament, accountable to the public who elected them. He seems to think they are in some sort of private venture.
It can only be a matter of a tiny step now before this country develops a full-blown crisis such as those in Georgia, Thailand, Lebanon, Greece etc. when we can expect to see hundreds of thousands block the streets to force out this shower of useless timeservers. An election is overdue.
Zoz
He keeps wittering on about "the employees of this house" or "the employees in this house" as if they were working in a paper merchant's office (cf. video at above link). They're not "employees in this house" they are members of parliament, accountable to the public who elected them. He seems to think they are in some sort of private venture.
It can only be a matter of a tiny step now before this country develops a full-blown crisis such as those in Georgia, Thailand, Lebanon, Greece etc. when we can expect to see hundreds of thousands block the streets to force out this shower of useless timeservers. An election is overdue.
Zoz
Monday, May 11, 2009
Spring winds
A very sunny day with cold wind blustering up and leading heavy trees in their sashaying dance, the scent of mayflower and lilacs everywhere, pastel and white confetti having begun to fall. Minnehaha wasn't feeling the Mae West, but today she came out to take the air and is now as good as new.
Gardening Desk
Et tu Toynbee
Gordon Brown must go. Deadline: June 5 | Polly Toynbee | Comment is free | The Guardian
He didn't deny being a brutal office bully, he didn't do a thing to prevent the war, he is in thrall to the business and finance spivs. He sees every current problem as something personal. Instead of responding rationally to crises, his answers are all about self-justification. He just can't hack it. I am very sorry to say I told you so, but Jeeves is Jeeves is Jeeves: a fine butler, a lousy boss.
Zoz
He didn't deny being a brutal office bully, he didn't do a thing to prevent the war, he is in thrall to the business and finance spivs. He sees every current problem as something personal. Instead of responding rationally to crises, his answers are all about self-justification. He just can't hack it. I am very sorry to say I told you so, but Jeeves is Jeeves is Jeeves: a fine butler, a lousy boss.
Zoz
Your football teams gone too
UAE detains member of ruling family over torture video: "Issa is the brother of Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan, crown prince of Abu Dhabi and deputy head of the UAE armed forces. He is also the half-brother of Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed al-Nahyan, who last year spent £210m buying a 90% stake in Manchester City. Mansour is a key political figure, a member of the UAE federal cabinet and minister of presidential affairs. ... For decades the UAE has been portraying itself as a western-friendly country, ripe for trade and investment."
These are the people your swinish government runs around with, pulling fake smiles and greasing palms with slush money. They own your football clubs, they own your energy, they own your politics. Oh free trade! Oh oil! Oh f. off. "Fly Emirates" my arse.
Zoz
These are the people your swinish government runs around with, pulling fake smiles and greasing palms with slush money. They own your football clubs, they own your energy, they own your politics. Oh free trade! Oh oil! Oh f. off. "Fly Emirates" my arse.
Zoz
Talking about a revolution
Conservative party faces spotlight as expenses crisis engulfs MPs (Guardian)
Children are banned from snow-covered parks, town hall non-entities have carte blanche to spy on the public, the traitorous elite have sold your hard won rights and laws to overseas robber barons by proxy, and about 650 perfumed and bewigged parasites and their myriad courtiers and entourage are bloating on the blood of the ordinary people. What a world!
Newsmusic Desk
Sunday, May 10, 2009
A dog with three tails
Ridley's Believe It Or Not
Sample: Yellowman
Herbert Ridley presents: A dog with three tails was Spotted in Roundwood Park, London
Sample: Yellowman
Herbert Ridley presents: A dog with three tails was Spotted in Roundwood Park, London
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Turn again Capt. Whittington
The sky mocks us with square cornered coffin clouds and ledger grid contrails, as the end nears.
What we were thinking just before the end
Friday, May 08, 2009
It's not all bad news*
"Cat found" posters today* The cat has since been claimed, it seems, as the posters were removed after a short while.
Champions League Final MBM report
One of the specialities of the Willesden Herald (established 1884, Medaille d'Or Antwerp 1911, Pontification) is in the area of Predictive News. Our motto is "Tomorrow's News Yesterday". It is from this great tradition that we bring you the following world exclusive Minute by Minute report of the Champions League Final between Manchester United and Barcelona before it even happens.
Man U: Van Der Sar, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra, O'Shea, Scholes, Carrick, Anderson, Rooney, Ronaldo, Berbatov
Barca: Valdes, Pique, Puyol, Toure, Sylvinio, Busquets , Iniesta, Xavi, Henry, Eto'o, Messi
1 Min: Rooney starts the ball rolling back to Carrick who flips it out Scholes who tries an audacious cross field Hollywood pass to a surging Ronaldo. Toure and Puyol deal comfortably. Throw in United. Comes to nothing.
3 Min: Manchester are really playing high up the pitch trying hard to pin Barca back by attacking Sylvinio and Toure on the wings. First over to Anderson then to Ronaldo, then Scholes, then to Berbatov in the middle, lazy work there…loses the ball to Iniesta.
6 Min: Some shaky play here by Barca and again Man U press forward. Ronaldo lets loose the first shot of the match stinging the fingers of Valdes from about 25 yards out – turned around the post. Corner to United. Dealt with, but I’m sure we’ll see more of that tonight being that Barca’s defense is short and suspect of quality.
7 Min: Is Messi on the pitch?
8 Min: Oh yes, there he is. Nice one two with Xavi. Messi with a nice diagonal pass to Eto’o. Vidic clears hastily. Perhaps Eto’o will try to emulate Torres tonight and give Vidic nightmares. Certainly looks like he was trying to twist and turn Vidic all ways to Sunday there.
10 Min: Throw in to Barca as Scholes lost control of the ball. Sylvinio to Xavi to Iniesta. Carrick harries and wins the ball and quickly to Anderson. Anderson lays off to Rooney plucks out Berbatov. Berbatov chest controls and back heels through the defense! OH PICK THAT OUT! Ronaldo steams past former teammate Pique sends the ball crashing into the far corner. No stopping that one! 1 – 0 United!
13 Min: Yellow card on Puyol for a reckless challenge on Rooney. Rooney gets up with his face 3 shades away from nuclear. Get that boy under control Sir Alex.
17 Min: Nothing much happening now. United seem to have cooled and Barca are stroking the ball around with out much intent.
19 Min: Anderson fires wide. Does Barca know where the goal is?
23 Min: First sign of Henry. I heard he was playing tonight. Streaks down the left, taken down clumsily by Evra. Iniesta takes the free kick. Puyol with a header, turned around the bar by Van Der Sar. First real sign of life by Barca.
24 Min: Nothing happens with the corner.
28 Min: Ronaldo breaks clear and Scholes picks him out with a brilliant lobbed pass. One on one with the keeper and he pulls up a Drogba and kicks the ball right into Valdes’s legs! Anywhere else and it is 2 – 0.
30 Min: Busquets given a yellow for a poor challenge on Rooney. Rooney gets a yellow for losing his rag! Fortunately for everyone Terry is at home in London and not here to start a riot. Calmer heads prevail and the match resumes.
33 Min: Eto’o and Henry play a little one two and Eto’o zips past a decidedly flat footed Vidic. Ferdinand is there to clear! Wow, that was close.
37 Min: Xavi passes the ball. It goes back to Xavi. He passes it again. And back again. Oh look, Xavi…passes the ball…did you say these guys scored goals?
40 Min: Berbatov wakes from his slumber to actually take the ball off of Busquets and quickly plays it to Carrick. Over to Anderson and then to Ronaldo. Step over and shimmy oh how pretty…but he lost the ball…
43 Min: Rooney and Puyol in a tangle. Oh, not good for either one as they are both sitting on Yellow cards….Ref breaks it up…just a stern talking to each. Free Kick to United. Ronaldo takes it…and it beats the keeper and the post. Still 1 – 0.
45 Min: Barca need to do get some life in them. Do something.
45 Min + 3: And that is the first half. Man U looking sharp and pushing the game to Barca. A few moments of brightness for the Catalan side but where is Messi?
46 Min: Eto’o starts the ball rolling
48 Min: Penalty! Messi using what looked a string tied to the ball dribbles around a helpless and hapless O’Shea and nutmegs! Yes nutmegs Vidic in the box who retaliates by shoving the miniature Argentine to the ground!
49 Min: 1 – 1. Eto’o fires the ball right, VDS went left. Nothing to it and we are all level.
51 Min: That goal seem to take the wind out of Man U and put it all in for Barca. Ping ping the ball is just all over the place. Everybody getting a touch.
53 Min: GOAL! Messi whips the ball in and could you believe it, Thierry Henry with a HEADER! What is this world coming to? 2 – 1 Barca!
56 Min: SAF is going ballistic on the sideline! It looked like Puyol stomped on Berbatov’s foot just before the striker let loose a shot and nothing to it says the Ref.
58 Min: Rooney is running around like a mad animal.
59 Min: Tevez comes on for Berbatov who is limping. SAF is still raging at the 4th Official.
61 Min: Rooney chases the ball around, picks it off of Henry, who in turns clips Rooney. Yellow for Henry who suggests Rooney is a diver! Rooney is outraged and has gone apocalyptic in color!
65 Min: Tevez, Carrick, Scholes, back to Tevez, over to Rooney, whose shot cannons off the cross bar and his cleared by Pique. Great stuff here. Real hectic.
68 Min: Messi gets the ball in midfield and embarrasses Scholes. Rooney oh my WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Chases Messi down and tackles from behind. Oh my Yellow Card and that is 2 Yellow and you are off! RED CARD FOR ROONEY! SAF has gone absolutely apesh*t on the sideline. Ferdinand is up in the Ref’s face. Maybe it was a little weak but Rooney has been a lose cannon all game. This can’t be good for United
70 Min: Giggs on for Scholes. Hleb on for Busquets.
72 Min: Barca are not sitting back they are pushing forward. Man U are trying to move forward as well. Back to back stuff here but no clear chances.
75 Min: SAF goes with his last substitution and brings on Macheada for Anderson. He can’t be serious can he? The old man is wily and a bit crazy. We will see if Macheada is a modern day Solskjaer.
78 Min: Henry comes off to some cheers from the Barca fans. Krkic comes on for him. Well well well, you put on your youngster and I’ll put on mine says Pep.
81 Min: United are starting to get desperate now. Giggs showing he still has some legs runs the ball down the middle and flicks it out to Ronaldo who delivers a good cross to the center but Valdes punches it out…barely…and back in it goes…oh scary stuff here…Toure clears! Why hasn’t United been doing this the whole game?
84 Min: Yellow card on Carrick for a late tackle on Xavi. Free Kick. Pulled out wide…Messi…Xavi…Iniesta…Messi…Eto’o…Iniesta with a shot but he doesn’t take it…back to Xavi…Carrick gets the ball and pushes it up to Tevez who flies down field and over to Macheada who loses the ball ungracefully. Poor sap. Looks like he fell over his own boots there.
88 Min: Not much in it now.
89 Min: Could it really be that Henry scored the winner? In a big match? In a final? Against Manchester United? What will those Arsenal fans think of it?
90 Min: Man U reduced to flinging the ball forward and hoping for something to happen. Rooney must be sick to his stomach.
90 + 2 Min: Ronaldo blasts a shot just wide!
90 +4 Min: Messi on the other end tries to chip VDS and nearly pulls it off but the old man just gets a finger to it. That would have been insult to injury.
90+5 Min: Tweet tweet tweet! That is it. Barca run out the winners!
Good final and decent result. Truth be told Manchester seemed to be the better but Barca proved to have the goods and took their chances with great aplomb. Congrats to Pep and the boys!
Reporter: J. Tyler Blue (Write This)
Man U: Van Der Sar, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra, O'Shea, Scholes, Carrick, Anderson, Rooney, Ronaldo, Berbatov
Barca: Valdes, Pique, Puyol, Toure, Sylvinio, Busquets , Iniesta, Xavi, Henry, Eto'o, Messi
1 Min: Rooney starts the ball rolling back to Carrick who flips it out Scholes who tries an audacious cross field Hollywood pass to a surging Ronaldo. Toure and Puyol deal comfortably. Throw in United. Comes to nothing.
3 Min: Manchester are really playing high up the pitch trying hard to pin Barca back by attacking Sylvinio and Toure on the wings. First over to Anderson then to Ronaldo, then Scholes, then to Berbatov in the middle, lazy work there…loses the ball to Iniesta.
6 Min: Some shaky play here by Barca and again Man U press forward. Ronaldo lets loose the first shot of the match stinging the fingers of Valdes from about 25 yards out – turned around the post. Corner to United. Dealt with, but I’m sure we’ll see more of that tonight being that Barca’s defense is short and suspect of quality.
7 Min: Is Messi on the pitch?
8 Min: Oh yes, there he is. Nice one two with Xavi. Messi with a nice diagonal pass to Eto’o. Vidic clears hastily. Perhaps Eto’o will try to emulate Torres tonight and give Vidic nightmares. Certainly looks like he was trying to twist and turn Vidic all ways to Sunday there.
10 Min: Throw in to Barca as Scholes lost control of the ball. Sylvinio to Xavi to Iniesta. Carrick harries and wins the ball and quickly to Anderson. Anderson lays off to Rooney plucks out Berbatov. Berbatov chest controls and back heels through the defense! OH PICK THAT OUT! Ronaldo steams past former teammate Pique sends the ball crashing into the far corner. No stopping that one! 1 – 0 United!
13 Min: Yellow card on Puyol for a reckless challenge on Rooney. Rooney gets up with his face 3 shades away from nuclear. Get that boy under control Sir Alex.
17 Min: Nothing much happening now. United seem to have cooled and Barca are stroking the ball around with out much intent.
19 Min: Anderson fires wide. Does Barca know where the goal is?
23 Min: First sign of Henry. I heard he was playing tonight. Streaks down the left, taken down clumsily by Evra. Iniesta takes the free kick. Puyol with a header, turned around the bar by Van Der Sar. First real sign of life by Barca.
24 Min: Nothing happens with the corner.
28 Min: Ronaldo breaks clear and Scholes picks him out with a brilliant lobbed pass. One on one with the keeper and he pulls up a Drogba and kicks the ball right into Valdes’s legs! Anywhere else and it is 2 – 0.
30 Min: Busquets given a yellow for a poor challenge on Rooney. Rooney gets a yellow for losing his rag! Fortunately for everyone Terry is at home in London and not here to start a riot. Calmer heads prevail and the match resumes.
33 Min: Eto’o and Henry play a little one two and Eto’o zips past a decidedly flat footed Vidic. Ferdinand is there to clear! Wow, that was close.
37 Min: Xavi passes the ball. It goes back to Xavi. He passes it again. And back again. Oh look, Xavi…passes the ball…did you say these guys scored goals?
40 Min: Berbatov wakes from his slumber to actually take the ball off of Busquets and quickly plays it to Carrick. Over to Anderson and then to Ronaldo. Step over and shimmy oh how pretty…but he lost the ball…
43 Min: Rooney and Puyol in a tangle. Oh, not good for either one as they are both sitting on Yellow cards….Ref breaks it up…just a stern talking to each. Free Kick to United. Ronaldo takes it…and it beats the keeper and the post. Still 1 – 0.
45 Min: Barca need to do get some life in them. Do something.
45 Min + 3: And that is the first half. Man U looking sharp and pushing the game to Barca. A few moments of brightness for the Catalan side but where is Messi?
46 Min: Eto’o starts the ball rolling
48 Min: Penalty! Messi using what looked a string tied to the ball dribbles around a helpless and hapless O’Shea and nutmegs! Yes nutmegs Vidic in the box who retaliates by shoving the miniature Argentine to the ground!
49 Min: 1 – 1. Eto’o fires the ball right, VDS went left. Nothing to it and we are all level.
51 Min: That goal seem to take the wind out of Man U and put it all in for Barca. Ping ping the ball is just all over the place. Everybody getting a touch.
53 Min: GOAL! Messi whips the ball in and could you believe it, Thierry Henry with a HEADER! What is this world coming to? 2 – 1 Barca!
56 Min: SAF is going ballistic on the sideline! It looked like Puyol stomped on Berbatov’s foot just before the striker let loose a shot and nothing to it says the Ref.
58 Min: Rooney is running around like a mad animal.
59 Min: Tevez comes on for Berbatov who is limping. SAF is still raging at the 4th Official.
61 Min: Rooney chases the ball around, picks it off of Henry, who in turns clips Rooney. Yellow for Henry who suggests Rooney is a diver! Rooney is outraged and has gone apocalyptic in color!
65 Min: Tevez, Carrick, Scholes, back to Tevez, over to Rooney, whose shot cannons off the cross bar and his cleared by Pique. Great stuff here. Real hectic.
68 Min: Messi gets the ball in midfield and embarrasses Scholes. Rooney oh my WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Chases Messi down and tackles from behind. Oh my Yellow Card and that is 2 Yellow and you are off! RED CARD FOR ROONEY! SAF has gone absolutely apesh*t on the sideline. Ferdinand is up in the Ref’s face. Maybe it was a little weak but Rooney has been a lose cannon all game. This can’t be good for United
70 Min: Giggs on for Scholes. Hleb on for Busquets.
72 Min: Barca are not sitting back they are pushing forward. Man U are trying to move forward as well. Back to back stuff here but no clear chances.
75 Min: SAF goes with his last substitution and brings on Macheada for Anderson. He can’t be serious can he? The old man is wily and a bit crazy. We will see if Macheada is a modern day Solskjaer.
78 Min: Henry comes off to some cheers from the Barca fans. Krkic comes on for him. Well well well, you put on your youngster and I’ll put on mine says Pep.
81 Min: United are starting to get desperate now. Giggs showing he still has some legs runs the ball down the middle and flicks it out to Ronaldo who delivers a good cross to the center but Valdes punches it out…barely…and back in it goes…oh scary stuff here…Toure clears! Why hasn’t United been doing this the whole game?
84 Min: Yellow card on Carrick for a late tackle on Xavi. Free Kick. Pulled out wide…Messi…Xavi…Iniesta…Messi…Eto’o…Iniesta with a shot but he doesn’t take it…back to Xavi…Carrick gets the ball and pushes it up to Tevez who flies down field and over to Macheada who loses the ball ungracefully. Poor sap. Looks like he fell over his own boots there.
88 Min: Not much in it now.
89 Min: Could it really be that Henry scored the winner? In a big match? In a final? Against Manchester United? What will those Arsenal fans think of it?
90 Min: Man U reduced to flinging the ball forward and hoping for something to happen. Rooney must be sick to his stomach.
90 + 2 Min: Ronaldo blasts a shot just wide!
90 +4 Min: Messi on the other end tries to chip VDS and nearly pulls it off but the old man just gets a finger to it. That would have been insult to injury.
90+5 Min: Tweet tweet tweet! That is it. Barca run out the winners!
Good final and decent result. Truth be told Manchester seemed to be the better but Barca proved to have the goods and took their chances with great aplomb. Congrats to Pep and the boys!
Reporter: J. Tyler Blue (Write This)
MPs expenses: Once again, we're missing the point
Gordon Brown forced to defend allowances system
"The files also show how Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, over-claimed for both his council tax and mortgage bills." (Telegraph)
As usual, the Willesden Herald's rival newspapers have totally the wrong approach to this story. Instead of griping about how MP's claim for council tax, mortgage payments, cleaners etc, they should be insisting that this ingenious system be extended to everyone. You will need no reminding about the endless and annoying outgoings that beset us all, even in the best of times. Far from being a disgrace, the Westminster expenses system is brilliant and far ahead of its time.
It falls to the Willesden Herald to demand that we all be allowed to claim for homes near to where we work, council tax bills, transport, food, pot plants, plumbing and cleaning and (why not?) everything! This is one of the best news stories ever, if only people would look on the bright side, instead of always knocking the mother of parliaments and her canny and brilliant ways of providing the money that we all need.
Feargal Mooney
"The files also show how Jack Straw, the Justice Secretary, over-claimed for both his council tax and mortgage bills." (Telegraph)
As usual, the Willesden Herald's rival newspapers have totally the wrong approach to this story. Instead of griping about how MP's claim for council tax, mortgage payments, cleaners etc, they should be insisting that this ingenious system be extended to everyone. You will need no reminding about the endless and annoying outgoings that beset us all, even in the best of times. Far from being a disgrace, the Westminster expenses system is brilliant and far ahead of its time.
It falls to the Willesden Herald to demand that we all be allowed to claim for homes near to where we work, council tax bills, transport, food, pot plants, plumbing and cleaning and (why not?) everything! This is one of the best news stories ever, if only people would look on the bright side, instead of always knocking the mother of parliaments and her canny and brilliant ways of providing the money that we all need.
Feargal Mooney
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
2009 short story competition: Judge's report
The winning story, as chosen by Rana Dasgupta, was "Work" by Jo Lloyd. (Full details)
Judge's Report
"Work" is a characteristically understated title for a story that concerns itself with the very ordinary, and manages to find there philosophy, politics, and great vistas of melancholy feeling. I admire it intensely: Jo Lloyd is somehow able to write everyday paragraphs that lift off into flourishes of quiet wisdom - a wisdom whose warmth and sensitivity is in poignant contrast to the cold world she describes.
Like all the best short stories, this is a capacious work of literature, and it confronts the reader with big questions. High-flown captions come to mind: it is about the degradations of capitalism, the nature of contemporary friendship, the meaning of work, of risk and of loyalty - but the story itself prohibits such ungainly representation. Jo has found for it a voice of memorable clarity and simplicity, and it speaks perfectly, beautifully, for itself.
Rana Dasgupta
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Anthology
If you would like to read all the shortlisted stories, the best short stories for 2009, they are available now in New Short Stories 3.
Judge
Acclaimed author Rana Dasgupta kindly agreed to choose the winning entries.
About Solo (Fourth Estate, 2009): 'A novel of exceptional, astonishing strangeness, Solo confirms Rana Dasgupta as the most unexpected and original Indian writer of his generation.' (Salman Rushdie)
Tokyo Cancelled (Harper Collins, 2005) has been translated into nine languages. "Thirteen stories ... marvels of fabulation, visions and voices, rich in startling insights" (TLS). "The stories ... ah, they outdo The Arabian Nights for inventiveness" (Guardian).
Judge's Report
"Work" is a characteristically understated title for a story that concerns itself with the very ordinary, and manages to find there philosophy, politics, and great vistas of melancholy feeling. I admire it intensely: Jo Lloyd is somehow able to write everyday paragraphs that lift off into flourishes of quiet wisdom - a wisdom whose warmth and sensitivity is in poignant contrast to the cold world she describes.
Like all the best short stories, this is a capacious work of literature, and it confronts the reader with big questions. High-flown captions come to mind: it is about the degradations of capitalism, the nature of contemporary friendship, the meaning of work, of risk and of loyalty - but the story itself prohibits such ungainly representation. Jo has found for it a voice of memorable clarity and simplicity, and it speaks perfectly, beautifully, for itself.
Rana Dasgupta
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Anthology
If you would like to read all the shortlisted stories, the best short stories for 2009, they are available now in New Short Stories 3.
Judge
Acclaimed author Rana Dasgupta kindly agreed to choose the winning entries.
About Solo (Fourth Estate, 2009): 'A novel of exceptional, astonishing strangeness, Solo confirms Rana Dasgupta as the most unexpected and original Indian writer of his generation.' (Salman Rushdie)
Tokyo Cancelled (Harper Collins, 2005) has been translated into nine languages. "Thirteen stories ... marvels of fabulation, visions and voices, rich in startling insights" (TLS). "The stories ... ah, they outdo The Arabian Nights for inventiveness" (Guardian).
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Sunday, May 03, 2009
Sphagnum slush pile
These are just a few of my favourite images from a typical day. Every week thousands of photos are brought in by our crack teams. What we're looking for is pictures with no people in them. If there's one thing I hate, it's pictures of people.
Onion Mbeke (Editor, Sphagnum photo agency s.r.l.)
Friday, May 01, 2009
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