Camp Trump - absolute all-time masterpiece

Just brilliant.

24 things NOBODY does better than Trump*

* in his tiny mind

What he really should be saying, what he really is saying, is "I know nothing and I'm completely useless." Self-praise is no praise.

All about the 2017 international short story competition

We’re delighted to announce that the judge for the International Willesden Herald 2017 New Short Stories competition will be none other than the much admired and super cool Lane Ashfeldt, a writer who is no stranger to the short story form herself.

Lane Ashfeldt. Photo: H.McGinty ©2016

Lane is the author of the fiction collection ‘SaltWater’, a book of twelve short stories and a novella. A contributor to ‘Short Circuit: A Guide to the Art of the Short Story’, her stories have won several international prizes and appeared in numerous anthologies and literary journals, among them Punk Fiction, Dancing With Mr Darcy, The Guardian, The London Magazine, and the Dublin Review. (Ashfeldt.com)

Lane has kindly agreed to pick the winning entries from a short list, and hopes to see an eclectic, entertaining and truly international range of writing represented on the list. We’re looking forward to reading the best stories you have, and you’ve never let us down yet. The submission window is from May to August.

The Willesden Herald New Short Stories Competition 2017 

Opening date: 1 May 2017
Closing date: 31 August 2017
Word limit: 7500
Any theme

The prize fund of £1225 will be divided among the ten finalists as follows:

• 1st Prize: The one-off Willesden Herald mug inscribed “Willesden Short Story Prize 2017” + £300
• 2nd: £200
• 3rd: £100
• £75 to each to the remaining seven short-listed

Publication

• All ten shortlisted stories will be published in "Willesden Herald: New Short Stories 10".
• Two copies go to each of the ten shortlisted contributors.

Entry fee: £7.50

Submit: WillesdenHerald.Submittable.com/Submit

Updated March - April 2017, revising prize fund and entry fee
Updated July 2017, adding an additional prize for 3rd place

Sean Spicer and Jeff Sessions press conference on SNL

This is good. It's nearly as funny as Trump's tie.

Routemasters of Dublin 1965

Among the many wonders of this is the Swastika laundry van about 4:30-ish in. And the skid pan tests at the start, needless to add. You can't overturn a Routemaster, though the cornering of some of the drivers always felt like it would. There's concrete in the base so it can never overbalance.

Queen Victoria in Dublin (British Pathé film, 1900)

An extraordinary film record, albeit with a rather dismal music track