Dear Angry Willesden Herald Readers,
We apologise again for any upset we caused - it was all my (Zadie's) fault*. Stephen is innocent! Better luck next year I guess. Power to the people, etc.
Zadie, Stephen and co.
* Not so fast: as a bad Catholic, I demand my share of any guilt that's going round. SM
Note/update: Well, we tried. See above for the final outcome/ decision/ result.