"The Department of Trade and Industry yet again has a new secretary of state and a new mission. It is to be renamed the Department for Productivity, Energy and Industry, and 'refocused and reinvigorated' to play 'a greater role on productivity'. Nobody in Westminster, Whitehall or business admits to having the faintest idea of what it all means." (FT)
The perfect marriage of stationery and stationary. You voted for this, you arses!