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Friday, June 12, 2009

More signage


In case you don't know how to go for a walk in the park, these eyesores have just appeared inside all the entrances to every local park. There will come a day when you will not be able to see any part of the parks in Brent, they will be completely obscured by officious signs. Coming soon: "Walking is good for your health. This walk is 10% of your daily quota." "Don't forget to breathe." "If you see anything suspicious don't forget to do whatever it is you do when you see something suspicious." "Take your litter with you." "South: this way." "Seen a defective sign?: Phone the signs hotline." "Walking with longer steps saves the environment." "Don't feed the squirrels." "Mind your step - signs about."


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