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Monday, August 15, 2005

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Personal
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£20 conscience money to St John Baptist De La Salle for stealing from school. St Jude pray for us.
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Mature Irish lady, well-set, late of HMP Holloway, seeks male companion 40-60, gsoh, possibly another ex-offender, for outings and possible romance. Box 101
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"The Secret of My Success" booklet, £1.50. Also packet of straws, good as new, 50p. Sunday newspapers, 1970 - present (various), 10p each £15 the lot. Box 102
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Holidays
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Jet away to sunny Tel Al Djoupe, the new Balearics. Tel Al Djoupe Tourist Board.
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1 comment:

Ossian said...

The Framley Examiner has nothing to worry about.