45,000 hits of cuteness

Knut the Berlin bear

Celebrating 45,000 hits completed by about five unique visitors.

Jacintha Pucka

The strange case of the Met chief and the IRA siege

Guardian Unlimited

I always knew Ian Blair was a flake, from the first time I heard him pontificating on the radio. What have we done to deserve this plague of Blair's?

Zoz

Bandy words and garner infamy

the writethis.com banned words poetry contest 2007

"writethis.com told you to never use them again but writethis.com being writethis.com didn’t listen to writethis.com. the banned words are now available for use in the banned words potery* contest 2007."

Shouldn't be allowed

* Poetry written using the banned words is officially known as 'potery'.

New Labour, new lies

Lenin

"So, who are the British Muslim Forum, whose name Kelly gets wrong? It is an invention...Kelly's notion of 'tolerance' is only slightly more inclusive than that of Torquemada, which could possibly be related to her membership of a Spanish Catholic sect that supported Franco and Pinochet."

Colleen Mumbangi

Paddy's Day roundup

Harry Lemon

As I was saying

"One Country": A new book from EI cofounder Ali Abunimah

Zoz

More YouTube and MySpace links

A highlight of Lee J. Cobb's exquisite performance in 12 Angry Men (directed by Sidney Lumet), one of the greatest ever. Warning: spoiler (if there is anyone who hasn't seen it!): link.

One of the many funny bits of "Withnail and I" a British cult classic, and the scene most quoted, I think. "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!": link.

Here's a strange, surreal thing. "Frontier Psychiatrist" by The Avalanches, which the person posting cites with some possible justification as "the best music video ever". I wouldn't go that far, but it's amusing: link.

MySpace is pretty good for pirate video links as well (though in theory it's all a disgrace and blah blah, sort of like the drugs trade really). There are some good music video links in the scrolling video links section here.

Jacintha Pucka

Spring

Looking at sunset and finding new leaves

Willesden Herald supports Comic Relief

Announced today, all the royalties from New Short Stories for one year from publication will go to Comic Relief. I think everybody associated with this can feel a certain justifiable pride and, speaking for myself, all the more motivated to promote the book.

Ossian

Announcing...

New Short Stories

A new website dedicated to the Willesden Herald "New Short Stories" anthology, and to the short story competition, grandly styled (may it never lose the sense of irony in the title) "the international Willesden short story prize".

Ossian

Look! We have coming to publication

New Short Stories 1

Click on the link above concerning a matter to your advantage. Also, following today's announcement, negotiations are underway to sign-up the New Willesden Poetry Minstrels to perform their crowd-pleasing medleys of free verse and Jolson songs at the launch party. More exciting news to follow.

Feargal Mooney

But seriously...

Do you remember this?

In May 1967 the Willesden Chronicle newspaper ran a front page story of a baby girl abandoned on a train at Willesden Junction. Appeals for the mum to come forward went out, and failed, even though she was probably a local girl.

The infant was dressed in a white dress with "baby" embroidered on the front, and wrapped in a pink blanket with the label cut out. This was probably a local hospital maternity/baby blanket, hence removing the name to remove the trace.

The authorities estimated that the baby was 10 days old when found, and given the hospital blanket, quite possibly that 'mum' went from the hospital onto the train and left baby before getting off. It's thought that the baby was born between May 15th and 22nd 1967—the date is unknown because the birth wasn't registered.

It is thought that the mother got on a train at either Richmond or Acton, and at the next stop (the train went Richmond-Acton-Willesden Junction...) railway workers found the baby girl in a carrier bag on the luggage rack.

We would like to hear from anybody who remembers anything about this story, please. (Email)

Ed.

Forget everything for a minute

Cuties #1



Surrender to the cuteness.

Jacintha B. Pukka

Next cutie >>

Calling cards

A typical London phone booth, in Kilburn High Road

Onion Mbeke

Weather presenter training*

"And showers in the east, and sun in the west, and bits and pieces of rain, and again..."

Zoz

* I nominate this for a Golden Willy in the Worst Cartoon category. Ed

The height of New Labour ambition

Letters

All that Blears, Hain, Harman and the rest of the non-entities can aspire to is to be deputy, a nothing job with a big fat country house at Dorneywood. Their ambition for their country and their party rises no higher than a sinecure for themselves with little or no responsibility. At least give Michael Meacher and John MacDonald credit for applying for the real job.

A. Ridgeley, Harpenden

Don't forget the victory parade

Tony Blair takes the salute from happy returning troops led by a guest party of executioners from Iraq in balaclavas and leather jackets, waving, followed by floats with tableau depicting scenes from the campaign, including the cruciform electrified person on a box, covered with a black sheet, and the famous Iwo Jima-style pile of naked men, rampant snarling dogs and a lookalike female soldier pointing at naked prisoners, another two floats with a replica of the "mission accomplished" scene on board a US battleship and a giant statue of Saddam with an American flag over its face. Next come the limbless and blind, orphans and veterans with their white canes and wheelchairs, entertained by a baton-twirling troupe of cheerleaders for an upbeat finish. Lastly, at a discreet distance, as the reviewing stand empties, road-sweeping motors return the city streets to normal. Sound like a plan?

Ossian Carey

A Hand of Solo

Lips and tongue
wrestle the delicious
        life out of you.

This is the start of the first poem in Thomas Kinsella's new collection "A Dublin Documentary". The rest of the poem and a brief commentary are here. "Indian apple" is a great name for pomegranate. They should eat them in Indianapolis.

Ossian

Winter leaving?

 


Nelton Schwanstucker

An evening with Louise Jefferson

We fixed you up with Stella Duffy f.o.c, and now we give you another exotic companion for one night, gratis. Plus, we make sure nobody smashes your windows exxetera, as long as you keep clicking on dis site.

P O'Toole

Orwell or not well

Such were the joys

"Jacintha Buddicom and George Orwell were childhood soul mates who lost touch until he was dying. A new postscript to her genteel memoir sheds a disturbing light on their friendship, finds Kathryn Hughes" (Guardian)

Fascinating insights into what made Orwell

Ossian

Check out Ossian's home page

MySpace

He used to work here, you know. He's famous now. What he doesn't know about newspapering is not worth knowing.

Feargal Mooney

World exclusive: Free books*

Willesden Green Writers

Follow the link to get a free (cost of postage only) copy of the Arts Council award-winning anthology The Monkey's Typewriter from Willesden Green writers group; or if you're a writer, join the group any Thursday night in the Willesden Library Centre, NW10.

P. O'Toole, Marketing Dept.

* While stocks last

Sign up for Creative Writing at Manchester university

Martin Amis turns professor

"...there comes a point when, my father [author Kingsley Amis] put it very well, he said: 'There comes a point where you think, it's not like that any more. A social change in the collective consciousness has happened and you feel you are not seeing it.' "

There are some interesting views about British society and politics in the article.

Ossian

Newsagent's window

If you're after a "Double room to let" or a "Slim leggy black girl" or "Man + van" this is where to look.