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Monday, November 16, 2015

A dog's dictionary

Ah-ah!
I'm not really going to hit you.

Bad!
You are the lowest, most despicable creature on the face of the earth.

Coochycoo
I'm lonely.

Down!
Well done, impressive, keep it up!

Ew!
Congratulations, you really stink!

Fox
A free dog

Garden
Small poo field

House
Emergency poo field

Park
Huge poo field

Sic!
Thus!

Thattaboy
I love you.

Tsk
Creep slowly away.

Walkies
We're going for a holiday right now!

Bob Harmless

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