Now incorporating the Sudbury Hill Times. Getting really wintry, isn't it? Well, autumnal to be more precise. So how are you anyway? ... Sheesh. ... Yeah. ... Oh dear. ... Well, take care. Good to see you. I hope you enjoy the show. And don't forget to turn off your mobile phone. ... Thanks. ... Ow! Bloody hell, that hurt! ... No, no, I'm fine. ... Cheers. Yeah, see ya.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Bright Launderette


Walm Lane

Willesden Herald citizenship test of Britishness

1. Is "indoor cricket" (a) a type of insect, (b) a traditional sport, (c) a euphemism for coitus

2. In Britain homosexuality is (a) illegal, (b) legal, (c) compulsory

3. Traditionally a British virgin carrying a bag of gold may walk unmolested (a) from Land's End to John O'Groats, (b) from the tube station to half way home, (c) into the river Ouse

4. A jam sandwich is (a) a staple comestible, (b) a police car, (c) a golf club

5. The correct response to "good morning" is (a) good evening, (b) no response is required, (c) ya woh

6. Which of the following would you find at a typical British garden party (a) a whole roast goat, (b) Morris dancers, (c) mortgage protection insurance advice


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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Willesden Green: on the up (1)

Eoghan O'Neill's view

Pictures and recommendations

Thursday

Summer short story special

Books | guardian.co.uk

"So turn up the heat with the best fiction from four established writers, plus the winner of our short-story competition and four runners-up"

New stories by Jennifer Egan, Tessa Hadley, Jon McGregor, David Nicholls, Fan Flaherty, George Craig, Maggie Robb, Teresa Stenson and Ursula Wills-Jones

New Short Stories 5, the best stories of 2011 also has a story by Teresa Stenson.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Campaigners challenge Brent library closures in court

BBC News

"Campaigners are seeking a judicial review of the decision by a London council to close half its libraries. [...]"

Charity "pay to read" / "pay to view" author web pages

Authors, poets and film makers could donate stories, poems and films for a charity to host on pay per view web pages. In order to read the poem or the story or to view the film, a user would either pay per story, poem or film or by adding credit in advance and then using it up one item at a time.

The creative works donated by writers and artists would each have a price to view and a "Total Raised". I suggest that they be beautifully presented, with page continuation buttons as required to complete reading and perhaps also a "Print" button, for someone to get a copy of a poem to read at leisure.

The beauty of it is that the donor gets something in return for his or her money, it costs little or nothing for the charity to host and authors can see how much their contribution has clocked up in charity donations. Authors would be giving in that way, not selling, and so their contributions would be immense and they could rightly take pride in them.

This idea is intended for the highest level of charities and I hope for those alleviating hunger, particularly at the time of writing when famine has been declared in Somalia. The entire proceeds of the donation should go to the charity, as far as that is possible. This is not an idea for YouTube to give 10%, it's an idea for, say, Save The Children to get 100%.

Additionally this should not be patented or copyrighted in any way that would restrict other charitable causes from implementing the same idea. There is no reason why there couldn't be such "pay per view" items and accounts on many different charitable websites.

Ossian

Please, BBC, don't cut short your short stories

Books | guardian.co.uk

"Listening to Katherine Mansfield's The Garden Party, expertly delivered by Romola Garai, was a transportive moment on a grinding seven-hour drive last Sunday. So please, BBC, think again before you wield the knife – and please, the rest of you, get signing that petition*." (Sarah Crown)

* http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/noshortstorycuts/

Monday, July 11, 2011

Philip Pullman supports Save Kensal Rise Library!

From: Save Kensal Rise Library!


Wednesday 20 July, 7pm
Queens Park Community School hall.
Tickets available from:
  • The Lexi Cinema, Chamberlayne Road, NW10
  • Queens Park Books, tel. 0207 625 1008
  • L’Angolos deli College Rd NW10
Word has it that Philip Pullman will read from his latest book "The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ" and then be in conversation with novelist Maggie Gee and take questions.

Saturday, July 09, 2011

Brent SOS - Save Our Six libraries

Harriet Walter in conversation with Deborah Moggach

7 pm, 13 July 2011
The North London Tavern,
375 Kilburn High Road
London NW6 7QB

The Judicial Review into the closure of Brent libraries will take place on 19 & 20 July – just 2 weeks away - so support for ALL the Brent SOS fund-raising activities is very urgent. Further details here.


The judicial review does not come cheap. Barristers' fees have to be paid. The case will be made against Brent's summary closure of six libraries contrary to the express wishes of its citizens. Let there be a late English Spring, resist the wreckers. Don't let the generosity of previous generations be undone by the meanness of the present.

The Labour council  has voted to close six of Brent's libraries, including Kensal Rise library, which was in part covenanted by donors on condition that it remained in perpetuity as a resource for the local people, and was opened by Mark Twain. The great man would turn in his grave to think that things had degenerated so far in London since his visit that the library he opened and five others simultaneously have to be killed on the order of a bunch of jumped up petty local wheelers and dealers.

Remember Brent Council also has a plan in train to demolish the focal Willesden Library Centre, which they have been systematically running down, and turn it into a building site till 2014 for flats and council offices, with a remnant of a library proposed. They have spent over £600,000 including specific grants obtained since 2006 on refurbishing the library centre and moving the Brent Museum from its previous home. With typical profligacy and who knows what cosy contracts (any kickbacks, do you think?) they now intend to demolish the place. With the six local library closures and Willesden library centre demolished, there will be no libraries for miles around.

Sunday, July 03, 2011

Existential cocktails

Poetic Angst
Take 3 parts Wonder, 1 part Anger. Fill into a tumbler full of frozen words. Serve with cocktail stirrer and a revolver.

Hissy Fit
One part Remorse, two parts Cruelty, one part Love and the juice of a small dilemma. Shake vigorously. Swirl in a dash of Paradox. Serve over ice in lead crystal tumblers.

Drama Queen*
2 parts Pomposity, 1 part Alarm, 3 parts crushed Naivety. Stir. Serve with a slice of dragon fruit and a cocktail umbrella.

Dickie Ticker
Take 1 part Impatience, 1 part Inadequacy, 2 parts Frustration. Squeeze in the juice of a ripe debacle. (Save the zest for later.) Shake petulantly. Grate the zest of the debacle and dip the edge of frosted glasses in it. Serve with a straw.

Schadenfreude*
Take 1 part Triumph, 2 parts Smugness, Hypocrisy to taste. Shake with heart shaped ice cubes. Add a twist of Pity. Decant into an empty peach shnapps bottle and serve on a tray with square glasses into which the heart shaped ice cubes have been distributed.

Bitter Lovie
You might as well take one part Melancholy because your kind always do, about three parts Aggression and a splash of Braggadocio. Stir it, go on, you're going to anyway. Serve it in jam jars, for all I care. Chuck in a glacé cherry on a cocktail stick.

Talking Plank
Take 1 part ruby Essence de Chatelaine, 1 part pearl white Nostalgia, 1 part sapphire blue Bonhomie (warmed) and pour carefully into a tall glass to form three separate layers. Now float a dollop of whipped Bigotry on top and sprinkle with hundreds and thousands. Serve with a sundae spoon.

Steve Moran

* By special request

Friday, July 01, 2011

The Tree That Bleeds: A Uighur Town on the Edge

Read an excerpt at The China Beat

June 18: "Nick Holdstock [...] has a new book coming out later this week from Luath Press. In The Tree That Bleeds: A Uighur Town on the Edge, Holdstock recounts the story of his year teaching English in Yining, a border town that in 1997 saw an outbreak of violence, and his efforts to discover the truth about what happened there." (The China Beat)

You know what we're going to say. Yes, Nick Holdstock also writes marvellous fiction, including the much appreciated "Amy" in New Short Stories 3.