Thursday, August 14, 2008

Last into the water is a lazy swine

How marvellous that Gordon and all the authorities are away on long summer holidays. I am one of the people paying for them to loll around, and I can't afford a holiday. The IRS ("I have determined that you need to pay me...Contact me..." - Gordon's voice?) are screwing me for more than I have available and threatening to destroy me and send bailiffs to seize my goods and chattels. Oh look - a jet ski!

(By the way, if the jet ski isn't the most moronic invention ever, then Gordon Brown isn't a butler.)


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