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Thursday, June 05, 2008

Ask Mrs Haverty

Personal, social and work problems of every kind. Quick results. Evil charms? Pursuing the wrong Anti-Christ? Trouble with the opposite sex? Possessed by demons? I guarantee to solve the most difficult problems speedily. Curses lifted. Herbal remedies available. Have you tried lesser charlatans and been disappointed? I worked for the late, lamented Fr Santos of St Butholds, r.i.p. Run-down? I have the solution.

Send your questions to Ask Mrs Haverty. Mrs Haverty regrets that due to the volume of correspondence received, she cannot answer your emails individually.

Mrs Haverty

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