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Update: Lane Ashfeldt's take on judging this year's competition: The Willesden Prize, Stories and Tunnels _______ This is the...
Never fear, let it not affright usIt's not podiatric detritusA blessed scapular for anyone who completes the limerick and hops around the black church three times while the clock chimes midnight. (Courtesy of Mrs Haverty International Nylon Factors and Clerical Outfitters)
Never fear, let it not affright usIt's not podiatric detritus,No it's not toenail clippingsOr my wife's biscuit dippingsOr lesions from the pastor's lupus.(Should I win -Praise be!! - could you donate the shoulder blade to the Royal Free Hospital on my behalf. Many thanks.)
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