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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Leader cancels holiday

Look, it's not like as if it's a matter of life and death, right?

"If I can combine beachcombing with world affairs, well I think most reasonable people would agree that that's a good thing. As a matter of fact, I would've preferred to go to Eilat, but...that's just the way it is. Sorry."

Well I have decided not to go on holiday. I have more important work to do than Tony Blair: I have to run a local newspaper.

Red Woodward

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