Please be careful not to kill anybody in your activities for this newspaper. If any of you fails in your duty to the public while working for the Willesden Herald, we will fine ourselves under our Health and Safety at Work self-regulations, which could be very expensive. I (Red Woodward) will personally write a cheque to Willesden Herald Financing Ltd. (prop. Edward Woodward) for a huge amount of money. So please be very careful. It is very inconvenient to have to use my cheque book, as I do most transactions online these days. So I repeat, do not kill members of the public. However, if you do kill somebody (I don't know, shoot them ten times in the head by accident or something) let me know and I'll plead guilty to our investigatory committee on behalf of myself and write out the cheque for the fine.