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We’re delighted to announce that the judge for the International Willesden Herald 2017 New Short Stories competition will be none other than...
I have just received a commission to fashion a pair of earrings from the testicles of a Mr Gordon Brown so I think Mystic Mavis may be (yet again) correct. It appears that Mr Brown has no need of the appendages and it seems someone thinks that they would look rather dashing hanging from the ears of a certain Cherie Booth.
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