Saturday, April 01, 2006

Targeting the wrong Antichrist?

As well as the usual mini-cab cards, pizza menus, flyers from builders and offers by east European domestics, lately the letterbox at Herald House is littered with demented religious calling cards. And it looks like there's a new show on at the old comedy theatre on the corner of Church Road.

"Miracles Signs & Wonders Ministries: Restoration of Lives and Needs. Jesus is Lord, Jesus is Lord, how can an-* "

Targeting the wrong Antichrist due to faulty intelligence? Lo, your problems are over. "Exposing The Dangerous End Time Errors About The Antichrist And The Secret Rapture"

Male problems? No worries, you're in good company. "Behold I come quickly," saith the Lord.

*-yone fall for this transparent, clapped-out gibberish? Ed

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