This cartoon in the Guardian, is an insult to pigs. Why are people so beastly to the clever and harmless porcus porcus -just because I don't eat them doesn't mean I wish to see them abused like this. What have they got to do with the excellent new education bill, which we paid good money for? It's thanks to farseeing planners like us that your children won't have to attend the same schools as your neighbours' children. That's choice, I think you'll agree.
Muzzy "Poorboy" Pirbhai (Lord Donor)
*Aides to acting Prime Minister say Cameron elated at result.