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Thursday, January 12, 2006

St Valentine's massacre day

It's that time of year again, coming up to February 14th, when we think of those we want to massacre or who want to massacre us, so let us have your dedications. Be sure and use those cute acronyms, UNPROFOR (U Needed Protection, Ran Off, Find Other Rescuers) etc. Is there someone you'd like to massacre, a special tribe or nationality? Are there invaders who would like to massacre everyone you know? Don't be shy, tell the world. You never need to feel left out with the Willesden Herald.

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  • 1 comment:

    Ossian said...

    In keeping with our motto "Tomorrow's news yesterday".