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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

HM Department of Vague Paranoia - Press Release

How to cope with a Zombie attack etc.

"In an effort to worry the public and convince them to vote for us again next year, and because George Bush asked us to, this website includes the common sense advice found in the Preparing for Emergencies booklet, and information on what the government is doing to protect the country as a whole. (Hint: we're praying really, really hard.) National editions of the booklet will be available here when we can be arsed to get translators to put them into your crazy moon languages."

Ferdinand Crabbe

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