now incorporating the Sudbury Hill and Wood End Times

Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Breaking News - Exclusive

Plague of flies hits Willesden today




From Willesden High Road all the way to Herald House, a swarm of giant flying ants has descended. We call for emergency ornitholigcal [nice try, Ed. Feargal] entomological teams to be sent to Willesden immediately and for a state of emergency to be declared. One of the creatures was photographed by our brave photographer before he had to run for cover.

Ed.
Via Audioblagger™

1 comment:

Comments 2003-2004 said...




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I thought flying ants were termites all grown up.

Post by : me (thibras1-port157.cajunnet.com / )


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Thank God somebody has heard our plea. Can you come to Willesden straight away please, we need expert help.

Whatever they are, they are hiding somewhere now. But I'm afraid they might be back tomorrow. I knew I should've kept drinking.

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Nothing to worry about - you have built with concrete and brick, haven't you?

Post by : me again (thibras1-port238.cajunnet.com / )


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I will give your message to Ed. He will come out when the whiskey is all gone. (He's locked himself in his office again.) Don't worry, it was spiders last time. It can be rough trying to stop drinking. It's fear that makes him drink. I can say what I like about him here, because he never reads messages properly. As long as I put it somewhere in the middle, he'll never see it. Thanks for your concern.

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shaddup fergol
noboduyy whatns to elisthn to oyor openoin

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