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Friday, September 05, 2003

Write-in Feargal Mooney on September 18th - Manifesto

If elected, Feargal Mooney will:

- Table a bill for a once a century Jubilee amnesty on all personal debt, including mortgages, to be implemented as soon as possible. This will not apply to debts owed by businesses or other institutions.

- Campaign to have all children go to their nearest school with places. This will enable most children to walk to school, abolish the travesty of children with ability being bussed out of their area, and prevent the phenomenon of sink schools. It will also promote community harmony.

- Table a bill that all road vehicles have quiet motors and zero emissions by 2010. They should also be subject to automatic speed limit enforcement.

- Campaign to abolish and ban all private medicine, dentistry and education, to be replaced by comprehensive state provision funded from general taxation.

- Demand that an exception of Justifiable Homicide be allowed for citizens who commit such crimes of passion as strangling tailgaters, dropping ten ton weights on burglars, firing shoulder-launched ground-to-ground missiles at cars with thumping stereos etc.

Don't spoil them - make your vote count, write in Feargal Mooney

Published by the Jubilee Party, Willesden Herald House, NW10.

1 comment:

Comments 2003-2004 said...




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hmmm

I might vote for this guy.

Post by : Eeksy-Peeksy (iswfwpr02.isw.intel.com / eeksypeeksy@yahoo.com )


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Coach trips

I run an annual coach trip from Willesden to the seaside for tattooed people. This year we went to Wells-Next-The-Sea and next year we hope to visit Margate. For most people who come it is the only trip to the seaside they will get and every year it is vastly oversubscribed. We give preference to amateur blue ink tattoos and stuff from the prison cell. This year we had 7 ----Cut Here---- and 5 Made In England.

My vote will go to the party which promises to continue funding our trips.

Don
These Colours Don't Run



Post by : Don Drummond (host62-7-156-70.webport.bt.net / )


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Don

Don is a good tattooist in his own right by the way. My wife and I are very pleased with his work. My Popeye With A Can Of Spinach is the best of its kind I've seen (and I'm not just saying that) and the seahorse on my wife's shoulder is very realistic.

Post by : Rocky Rollins (host62-7-156-70.webport.bt.net / )


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Young lady

I recently examined a young lady who had an eyeball tattooed on each buttock. It was most effective. Wherever you were in the room they were looking at you.

I will spoil my ballot.

Post by : Dr Gerald Francis (ret'd) (host62-7-156-70.webport.bt.net / )


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Royal Free

I am at the Laser Clinic at the Free and am kept busy removing at leisure what these people have scarred onto themselves in haste.

We have recently had a veritable surge of patients looking to have their tired old hackneyed cliched Celtic Rings lasered off their biceps/ankles/wrists and we are now seeing an upsurge in young girls clamouring to get those meaningless and culturally blank blue ink patterns removed from their lower spines.

So here's a tenner from me for Mr Drummond. Keep up the good work sir!

Post by : Dr Clayton Marks (host62-7-156-70.webport.bt.net / )


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tattoos are just another form of graffiti

Post by : disgusted (host81-129-72-191.in-addr.btopenworld.com / )



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