Now incorporating The Sudbury Hill Harrow and Wherever End Times

Thursday, August 07, 2003

Classified

Music

Eugene Ionesco's "The Chairs - Volume 3" featuring 17 great tracks, only £5.

Box: WH0002

Pets

Rare tropical parrots, from £700. Other songbirds going cheep. Puppies and kittens in the backroom. No questions asked. Local petshop.

Box: WH0003

Relaxation

Nefertiti Sauna - Cricklewood. Relax in our spa pool and let our attendants cater for your every whim. All new girls, 18 years, Hindi, Nigerian, Bengali, Russian, English Rose. New girls wanted, any age, no experience necessary.

Cruella DeMille will correct errors strictly in her fully equipped studio. What are you waiting for, you snivelling wretch? 01999 069 069

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